[ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but not to me, because i already know, the difference between a category4 and a category5 hurricane. Well, its one worse, ted. Got it. Now the storm surges could be as high as 10 feet. To put that in everyday terms, an african pygmy mouse is 1. 8 inches long. If you strap 66. 667 pygmy mice end to end on a board, then turn that board vertically, the height of the mice would be
Cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but
[ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but not to me, because i already know, the difference between a category4 and a category5 hurricane. Well, its one worse, ted. Got it. Now the storm surges could be as high as 10 feet. To put that in everyday terms, an african pygmy mouse is 1. 8 inches long. If you strap 66. 667 pygmy mice end to end on a board, then turn that board vertically, the height of the mice would be
Because its you almost feel like its depressing that hes not a mastermind that is planning all of this. We are just all dealing with a buffoon is almost what youre saying. Yeah, hes stupid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] boo [coughs] welcome to the fake news. Im ted nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what youve done with the place. Weve got a lot to get to, so lets jump right in. First, hurricane randy on the warpath. Destination, florida. Main course, massive damage. All that despite having the really laidback, cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ]