Solid and, ah. cheers and applause if i go ill just collide with them. Ill collide. Probably with the guy right here. Or eventually with somebody. Thats all i gotta say and hes gonna go, oh my god, youre right. Ill get back in my car. Thats not gonna happen. But he kept yelling at me. So i decided, all right. Im gonna argue with this guy, but im gonna argue about something else. Im not having his argument. Im having mine. So hes like, go and i go, well, gimme back my jacket. And he stopped. I was like, yeah, you got my jacket give it back i said you could borrow it not have it youre stretching it out you fat pig give it back now he got back in his car and he locked his doors. Thanks very much. cheering and applause captioning made possible by Comedy Central. Captioned by realtime captioning van nuys, california. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and app
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[cheers and appl captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. [cheers and applause] thank you very much. Weve got a show for you tonight. Let me tell you something about tonight. Our guest tonight mike piazza, the greatest hitting catcher of all time all time [cheers and applause] yoga berra, the greatest of all time. His name in english means mike townsquare. [ laughter ] doesnt get any better from here, folks. [laughter] lower those expectations if you would. [ laughter ] listen an hour or so ago because i president obama wrapped up the first second term state of union address. Well bring you complete Team Coverage there tomorrow. [ laughter ] spoiler alert there the state of the union, you know, fi