cheers and applause . Stephen welcome to the report, good to have you with us, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause audience chanting stephen . Thank you, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to 10. 10 an hour cheers and applause yeah, yeah. Im mad, too. laughter what an outrageous waste of my tax dollars and, for the record, the only thing i like about going to the d. M. V. Is knowing that the workers are as miserable as i look in my drivers license photo. laughter and applause folks cheers and applause folks, this is just more proof that t
cheers and applause folks thank you, nation, thank you, in here, out there, you know, folks, on nights like this i need that kind of adulation because as you know though i am the leader of the colbert nation, i am but a passenger on the ocean line over your courage. cheers and applause nation, i need your courage tonight because i am boiling with rage. laughter today president ohandout signed an executive order raising the minimum wage for Government Employees to 10. 10 an hour cheers and applause yeah, yeah. Im mad, too. laughter what an outrageous waste of my tax dollars and, for the record, the only thing i like about going to the d. M. V. Is knowing that the workers are as miserable as i look in my drivers license photo. laughter and applause folks cheers and applause folks, this is just more proof that the president is a wonderful host at im sorry, is a power mad tyrant. laughter and it is time we sent him a thank you note for a lovely evening no i mean laughter . I mean we sent h
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen thank you, thank you ladies and gentlemen. I got to tell you. That is so beautiful. That is so beautiful. I will take that sound. I will take that sound over jingle bells any day. Nation, tonight is my last episode before three weeks off. But im not looking ahead to the break. Ive already started. cheers and applause that is not a prop. Whooo there are still some important stories to talk about there, folks. Like last nights megaconcert to help the victims of Hurricane Sandy. All eyes were on new york city last night for the 121212 benefit show to help victims of superstorm sandy. Paul mccartney, the rolling stones, eric clapton, Bruce Springsteen and billy joel were among all the rock n roll heroes that came out to perform. Stephen but they were all just opening acts for rock legend Step
cheers and applause welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. I just cannot begin to tell you what that means tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, ive got to thank you for that outpouring of affection. You know i am nothing without your support. But i need it now more than ever because there has been a huge misunderstanding between me and my broadcast life partner bill oreilly. laughter last week i told you papa bear is auctioning off the notes from his historic super bowl interview with president obama for the Veterans Charity fisher house. Just look at those interview notes. No other fox news host does that kind of prep work. Sean hannity uses the same notes for every show, hanit smash. And it is no secret i idolize bill so i was inspired to auction off my own piece of oreillybieleia. What are you looking at here is the actual micro
What that means tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, ive got to thank you for that outpouring of affection. You know i am nothing without your support. But i need it now more than ever because there has been a huge misunderstanding between me and my broadcast life partner bill oreilly. laughter last week i told you papa bear is auctioning off the notes from his historic super bowl interview with president obama for the Veterans Charity fisher house. Just look at those interview notes. No other fox news host does that kind of prep work. Sean hannity uses the same notes for every show, hanit smash. And it is no secret i idolize bill so i was inspired to auction off my own piece of oreillybieleia. What are you looking at here is the actual microwave oven i stole from billoreiyahs green room, okay. cheers and applause . All ed proceeds of the microwave go to benefit the Yellow Ribbon fund that helps Service Members and their families and its fitting, folks. This microwave is just like bill oreil