Aaahhh good grief announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, a house decided. Plus stephen welcomes Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there cheers and applause wh jon get it all the way stephen welcome one and all. Happy halloween to everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Now cheers and applause this is momentous. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen today is momentous, jon. Not every day can we say that we as a people have witnessed history. But today is truly an historic day in washington, because the nationals won the world series cheers and applause thats right. Despite the game being on the road, National Fans gathered in their home ballpark to celebrate, including this guy i think this is huge for d. C. D. C. Needed this. We got some bleep in the bleep white house right now. Oh, oh, ohhh, n
The Pumpkin Patch . The great jar of light mayo. Look at me, mother, im president of the Pumpkin Patch. Aaahhh good grief announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert , tonight a house decided. Plus stephen welcomes speaker naps napnancy pelosi, featuringn batiste and stay human. Live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there cheers and applause whoo jon get it all the way stephen welcome one and all. Happy halloween to everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Now cheers and applause this is momentous. Jon oh, yeah. Stephen today is momentous, jon. Not every day can we say that we as a people have witnessed history. But today is truly an historic day in washington, because the nationals won the world series. cheers and applause thats right. Despite the game being on the road, National Fans gathered in their home ballpark to celebrate, including this guy this is huge fo
Suggested that both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S. Forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border. [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applau
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Tax rate than someone who is like i said the schoolteacher and a firefighter. Kennedy i need so much more of that. That is my happy place. Clipping coupons in the stock market. The gaffe machine was all gassed up that joe wasnt only losing to themselves he also got guff from the other candidates primarily lives warren who is trying to cement her new lead. Last night she hit joe with a hammer over credit for something called the Consumer Financial protection bureau. I convince people to vote for that will so lets get those thing straight to. Senator wore an your response. [applause] im deeply grateful to president obama who fought so hard to make sure that agency would pass the law. Kennedy she hit joe right upside the head with that. Lives stole your thunder and thats got to hurt but it doesnt help your shady deals and ukraine are dragging you down. Last nights moderator had that issue too. Her son did nothing wrong. I did nothing wrong. I carried out the policy on the United States go