Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. cheers and applause hey nice to see you. Hey, kris. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thats all for tonight. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert, your host for i want to just thank jake arrieta, kris brient and Anthony Rizzo from the chicago cubs for doing that cold open. cheers and applause good luck, fellas. And for allowing me to rub their bodies. laughter very fit, very fit. And you can see those guys in baseballs allstar Game Tomorrow Night on another network, that is fox. laughter se lets see, what happened . Im wearing new glasses. cheers and applause there you go. Thats kind of a big story. Kind of a big story. And we were on vacation. And when you go away, you always worry, did i leave the oven on . Did i lock the back door . Will the country i love appear it was a very, very rough, ju