Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Liev Schreiber. Joe buck. And sonequa martingreen. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you very much hey, everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Donald trump did more things today. For instance, he traveled to north dakota to talk tax reform. And by talk tax reform, i mean rambled incoherently until they turned his mic off. Trump started by addressing local issues, like north dakotas current drought. But you have a pretty serious drought. I just said to the governor, i didnt know you had droughts this far north. Guess what . You have them. laughter they know. I didnt know you had a north dakota, but they have one. Its north and the south at the same time. But you have a pretty serious drought. Dont tell them i told you this, but those people in houston are screwed, o
Really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people. Then he tweeted, the wall will continue to be built. [ light laughter ] man, the last time somebody changed positions that much on twitter, ted cruz liked it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senator ted cruz yesterday responded to the reaction. To his twitter account liking a pornographic tweet and said that people ought to be able to do what they want in their own bedrooms anymore. Although after hearing about ted cruz watching porn, nobody feels like doing anything in their bedrooms. [ laughter and applause ] honey, no, i im still thinking about the ted cruz thing, i [ light laughter ] President Trump tweeted this morning that Hillary Clinton lost the election because she had no game. And if theres one person who knows about having game, its this jock. [ laughter ] and then i want to keep the tie on and then just chuck it into the sky. [ light laughter ] President Trump attacked Hillary Clinton this morning tweeting quo
Educated and accomplished young people. Then he tweeted, the wall will continue to be built. [ light laughter ] man, the last time somebody changed positions that much on twitter, ted cruz liked it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] senator ted cruz yesterday responded to the reaction. To his twitter account liking a pornographic tweet and said that people ought to be able to do what they want in their own bedrooms anymore. Although after hearing about ted cruz watching porn, nobody feels like doing anything in their bedrooms. [ laughter and applause ] honey, no, i im still thinking about the ted cruz thing, i [ light laughter ] President Trump tweeted this morning that Hillary Clinton lost the election because she had no game. And if theres one person who knows about having game, its this jock. [ laughter ] and then i want to keep the tie on and then just chuck it into the sky. [ light laughter ] President Trump attacked Hillary Clinton this morning tweeting quote crooked Hillary Clinton blam
James arthur and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 740, ohio steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoah. Oh. Thats what you want right there. Looking good. Looking good out there everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here. You made it. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. President trump gave his big speech at the u. N. General assembly today, and at one point he threatened to totally destroy north korea. [ cheering ] yeah. He said he has a he said he has a good plan to do it too. Hes going to run for president of north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy hes already got the hats made. Hes got the hats made and everything. Trumps speech actually got off to a nice start though. He began by welcoming all the World Leaders to new york city, and when he was finished with his speech he said, now go home, and you go [ laughter and applause ] some people are saying
James arthur and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 740, ohio steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoah. Oh. Thats what you want right there. Looking good. Looking good out there everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here. You made it. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. President trump gave his big speech at the u. N. General assembly today, and at one point he threatened to totally destroy north korea. [ cheering ] yeah. He said he has a he said he has a good plan to do it too. Hes going to run for president of north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy hes already got the hats made. Hes got the hats made and everything. Trumps speech actually got off to a nice start though. He began by welcoming all the World Leaders to new york city, and when he was finished with his speech he said, now go home, and you go [ laughter and applause ] some people are saying