James arthur and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 740, ohio steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whoah. Oh. Thats what you want right there. Looking good. Looking good out there everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it youre here. You made it. Heres what people are talking about, you guys. President trump gave his big speech at the u. N. General assembly today, and at one point he threatened to totally destroy north korea. [ cheering ] yeah. He said he has a he said he has a good plan to do it too. Hes going to run for president of north korea. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve wow. Jimmy hes already got the hats made. Hes got the hats made and everything. Trumps speech actually got off to a nice start though. He began by welcoming all the World Leaders to new york city, and when he was finished with his speech he said, now go home, and you go [ laughter and applause ] some people are saying trumps speech was pretty divisive. In fact, check out the official next to him when trump sits down. Watch this. Jimmy watch this. Yeah. On behalf of the General Assembly jimmy yep. [ laughter ] ive never seen someone moonwalk out of a u. N. Speech before. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] even the chair was like, dont leave me out here alone. [ light laughter ] trump also had a meeting with french president Emmanuel Macron this week, where they talked about a a dinner that they had together in paris. Heres hat trump said about it. I wont soon forget our dinner on top of the eiffel tower where we really got to know each other, and our families, and thank you very much. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats nice, but i think macron remembered it a a little differently. Check this out. At the dinner donald said, he wanted to go to the restaurant from the movie ratatouille. [ laughter ] i told him that was not a real restaurant. He said, in that case, just have the rat come here and cook for us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, this is big. It looks like trumps former campaign manager, Paul Manafort was wiretapped as part of the russia investigation. Yeah. If you dont remember manafort, here he is. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs. Thats what he said, and thats what thats obviously what the our position is. [ laughter ] jimmy his lawyer was like, do you want to plead guilty or really, really guilty . [ laughter and applause ] thats what he thats why i, thats what he thats what i said he said, that you said thats were going with, so [ light laughter ] thats what he said, thats what you said, thats what i said. [ light laughter ] why did you say it . Why would you say that . He was the one who said it. [ light laughter ] some Major Business news here. Last night toys r us officially filed for bankruptcy after falling 5 billion in debt. I guess they tried to pay it off, but the banks said, this is monopoly money. [ laughter and applause ] we cant. This isnt real. Toy money. I saw that today is International Talk like a a pirate day. [ cheers ] and right before his speech, trumps aides were like, please dont. Please dont do anything. [ light laughter ] too late, already bought th eye patch. Argh you ready for a speech . Walk the plank. [ light laughter ] finally, this is pretty cool. I read that white giraffes were just caught on video for the first time ever. White giraffes. Researchers knew that they were white because they were drinking Pumpkin Spice lattes. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots everybody [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, roots. I appreciate it. Hi, everybody welcome to the show. What a great day today is. Im very excited about this. I want to mention a new book that just came out today. Its called the improv by budd friedman. He finally wrote a book. Budd friedman is the founder of the legendary improv comedy club. If you love comedy, youre going to love this book. Budd friedman, at the improv, theyre the ones. I mean, they came up with the whole brick wall, microphone in front of the brick wall thing. Thats yeah. So many comedians got their start at the improv, me being one of them. Did you ever play the improv . Steve yeah. A short time. Jimmy yeah, youll never forget it. My mom always loved when i did the improv because they fed you. [ light laughter ] steve thats the best part. Jimmy i mean. They didnt pay you. Steve yeah. Jimmy pay was like 8, or Something Like that, or seven and change, or Something Like that, but my mom loved it, because i would get food. Tell budd i said thank you so much. [ laughter ] budd has always been so great to me. He really gave me my start, so i want to say congratulations on the book, budd, and thank you so much. Check out the book the improv. [ cheers and applause ] everybody worked it. Steve and happy birthday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy aw, thank you. Thank you very much. All right. [ cheers and applause ] i had a great birthday. I appreciate the love, and thank you so much. You know, seeing all the stuff in social media. Everyone thats too nice. Too much attention. I get enough attention. [ light laughter ] i really i had the best surprise this morning. The kids came in my room, normally i wake the kids up, but they got up. They set their alarm, and no, theyre only 2 and 4. [ light laughter ] they came in. They had a big balloon robot, and it plays music. They just wanted to get one that plays all balloons balloons play music now. Steve i did not know that. Jimmy yeah, they do, yeah. So they slapped this robot, and they walk in with this giant robot, and its singing, im just a love machine. [ laughter ] and i dont want anybody im like whats going on . Steve hey, hey, hey. Jimmy but theyre dancing around. They loved it. And then i went i walked them downstairs to have breakfast, and my wife had already made a pancake with two eyeballs made out of sunnyside up eggs, and bacon for lips, the peewee herman breakfast . Steve yeah. [ cheers ] jimmy i love peewees big adventure. So ive had that i think since i was probably 15. My mom used to make them. So, i probably told but every day on my birthday, and she had mr. T cereal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like mr. T cereal. [ light laughter ] okay, and then i showed the girls, peewees big adventure for the first time. So a memorable day, and then tonight, my Favorite Singer of all time. My idol Paul Mccartney is performing in brooklyn, new york, and thats where i was born. So im going to go see Paul Mccartney in the place where i was born. [ cheers and applause ] and im here with you guys tonight, and we have a great show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we love this guy. Hes so hilarious, the star of kevin can wait. Kevin james is here. [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy ladies and gentlemen, thats all i want. Thats all i want. Thats all i need. Were going to catch up with kevin james, and then kevin and i are going to do a fun new thing called the tonight show fall classic, which is basically a falling contest. [ light laughter ] we have a bunch of pratt falls and were going to see who can do it funnier. Steve yeah. Jimmy i know i cant beat him, cause hes kevin james. Steve yeah. Jimmy but, anyways, its going to be fun to try. Kevin james is here. Plus from broad city, the funny, the talented ilana glazer is joining us. [ laughter and applause ] steve yeah. Jimmy i havent talked to ilana in so long. Steve come on. Jimmy the show is great. Great new season. Season 4. Then, we have music from rudimental featuring james arthur. Steve wow [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sun comes up. Guys, the supertalented demi lovato was on the show last night, and we always love hanging with her. Now, before every show i like to pop into the guests dressing room, and just check in, say hi. Most of the time its a pretty casual conversation, but sometimes its a lip sync conversation. Ill show you what i mean. Check this out. [ knocking ] come in. Hello its me jimmy and if it isnt the one and only demi lovato. Im the one yeah oh aye oh aye oh im the one come on over here. Here i am next to you [ light laughter ] jimmy i had the craziest dream last night. Me too. I had a dream we were sipping whiskey neat jimmy wow, that is weird. You have some pretty yeah yeah yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, that reminds me, i brought you some water. If you want it yeah you can have it lucky for you thats what like [ laughter ] thats what i like oh look what you made me do look what you made me do baby im sorry [ cheers and applause ] feeling so bad got me feeling so good youre always spilling drinks. Youve got no hands jimmy youre right. This isnt the first time its happened. I once did it to dj khaled [ light laughter ] dont stop your crying its a sign of the times theres Nothing Holding me back dont cry, jimmy, youre smart and strong and beautiful jimmy thats so nice of you to say. I want to thank you jimmy what are you doing this weekend . I was going to go apple picking. I love the fall, you know the cold weather, the falling leaves. I mean i could give a thousand reasons why [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, lets just go apple picking right now. Ill bring my dog. [ audience aws ] i didnt know you had a dog. Whats his name . Jimmy his name is despacito [ laughter ] thats a weird name for a a dog. Jimmy whatever, lets go. Come on now follow my lead come on now follow my lead [ cheers and applause ] jimmy she is the best. Steve come on jimmy oh, i love her so much. Demi lovato, her new album. [ cheers and applause ] tell me you love me is out september 29th. Well be right back with kevin james, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] whatd ya think . Were almost there. Um, on the jingle though, brad, i want to feel it right here. Hmmhmm. Like here, in the chest . No, no, your heart. Heart. In your heart. Hmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmmhmm. Yes close. Close. Were almost there. Almost. I basically got it, right . Basically, almost. But youre doing great. What did i just get into . Hmm . Nothing. Dude. Yodude. Unchings stheyre just jealous. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. I got one guess were having cereal for dinner. Kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry. Rescue crews in mexico are clawing through the rubble trying to find victims of that 7. 1 earthquake. The death toll in the hundreds and is expected to rise. We re tweeting updates. Add also puerto rico is bracing for hurricane maria. The eye of the storm is expected to cross the island wednesday morning. We are updating both stories on our website, nbc bay area dot com. End get on up. Get on up, mama. Get on up. Do what you want. Do you want, let the record hop. Degree motionsense. Ultimate freshness. With every move. The more you move, the more it works. Degree, it wont let you down. We care about sourcing 100 at best foods, of our oils responsibly. And we care about incredible taste. Because at best foods, were on the side of food. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest stars on the hit Comedy Series kevin can wait. Season two premieres monday september 25th, at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. Please welcome our good friend, the very funny and talented kevin james, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much. Happy birthday, buddy. Jimmy thank you. I appreciate it this. Is this for me . Yes. Its from a a great italian bakery called francescos on long island right where we shoot the show. Jimmy really . Yeah, and its really incredible. Jimmy is this is this how it comes . [ laughter ] oh [ laughter ] you know what it is . We didnt know the president was going to be in town. We hit traffic. Jimmy you were in traffic. Oh, i understand. And we just got lost on it. Thats all. [ talking over each other ] jimmy did someone eat the candle . [ laughter ] its very its dark in the midtown tunnel, and i didnt [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt know just a little bit. Jimmy you stole one because he was a little waxy. Its jimmy you ate half a a candle. Kevin, this is very thoughtful. Thank you. Jimmy and thank you for this. I appreciate this. Happy birthday. Jimmy thank you, pal. Thank you. Youre a good man. How is everything going . How was your summer . Did you enjoy your summer . Summer was great. A lot of work. I did manage to get out a a vacation. I just recently. And i, you know where i went . I went to the east end of the island. I had never jimmy oh, long island . Yeah, i grew up here. And i you know what, i was there when i was a kid. Jimmy where did you go . Just to montauk. We went out to montauk. Jimmy beautiful place. It is beautiful. Its incredible out there. Jimmy beautiful beaches and like surf areas and stuff like that. Yes. Jimmy its a hot spot now. It is a hot spot. Jimmy theres like paparazzi out there now. No paparazzi. For me, it was nothing. It was great. Jimmy okay. Although i i try to stay out of the tabloids. Although i was in recently. And this annoyed me because, theyre always a hundred percent wrong. Literally all the time. Theyre horrible. Jimmy the tabloids. Yeah. Because one tabloid said that i make my assistant go into a a restaurant before me to make sure that the wait staff doesnt make eye contact with me when i go in. [ light laughter ] can we check the facts on this one . Jimmy yeah. If there was ever, right . I mean honestly, a situation where i needed someones undivided attention. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] its going to be when im ordering food at a restaurant, right . [ laughter ] right . Honestly. [ scattered applause ] jimmy took it the wrong time. [ cheers and applause ] please. Focus. If i could i would hand out horse blinders to the waiters to make sure they jimmy if they wrote that then i would say, you got me for that. The horse blinder thing. Jimmy it is a beautiful place, though. It was awesome. It was incredible. We were gonna go out to see the we stayed at gurneys. You know jimmy have you ever yeah. I never knew any of this. Jimmy did you bring brought the kids, everybody. It was tough though, because there was like a two and half hour ride through traffic and it was the kids got a a little. We got cranky, everybody in the car. And i didnt know what to do. We werent getting to the hotel in time so i pulled off great ice cream shops they have. Jimmy oh, the best. Incredible. Jimmy yeah. But we got in there, massive line to get the ice cream. So that was like, i was get panicked, because the kids were just losing their minds. And then we finally get up to the front, and the lady in front of me, more than two samples. And that just i just wanted to go crazy on her. You know the sampling thing . [ laughter ] jimmy why . I dont understand that either. Oh my gosh. Jimmy because thats too much to eat. You know what . Its make a decision. Its ice cream. Even if youre a little off, you know what im saying . Its going to be pretty [ laughter ] its gonna be pretty good. Its gonna be pretty good. Jimmy youre waiting in line this whole time. You couldnt of exactly. If you cant jimmy narrow it down to one flavor. Stand outside the shop and mow it down. Exactly. [ laughter ] and by the way, i get if its an exotic flavor you want to try. Something like chattanooga, tennessee mocha flash or something you dont know. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lady in front, Double Chocolate, she wanted to try. She was, can i try the Double Chocolate . I was like, you know what, just think single chocolate and double it up in your head. [ laughter and applause ] its not what are you jimmy you dont know chocolate is . Its chocolate, double it. Man. So, that didnt go well. Jimmy no. Did you did anyone recognize you . Because youre from arent you from yeah, im from long island. From here. But they didnt recognize me out there. So we were trying to take the kids out there. And we were trying to get to do different things. We were going to see the light house. Then we didnt get to see that. Jimmy yeah, the montauk light house. I took them to a farm stand, which was that was kind of because it was right after the ice cream by the way, and they were all hopped up on sugar and stuff. They were rolling pumpkins around. And i jimmy get them all hopped up on they were. And i do you discipline the kids . Do you do the disciplining or does jimmy no. Your wife does. Jimmy no, neither one of us. No one . Jimmy no, theres free for all. [ light laughter ] free for all rules. I do jimmy i try not to, but i go, hey. Thats it. Like [ laughter ] i say, hey and wait for my wife to jump in. [ light laughter ] because hey, and then shes like, i got this. Hey, come here guys. I need to listen to you because im the other way. Im thinking i got to be like my like i go crazy im like, i have no second or third gear. Im like, hey i literally, i banned them from a farm stand for the rest of their life. I literally [ laughter ] i said to them. I said, to my 6yearold, i said, you are never going to a a farm stand ever i said ever again. How do you even follow up on that . I dont even know what to say. [ laughter ] first of all, he probably didnt even want to go to a a farm stand ever again. [ light laughter ] jimmy farm stand, exactly. And second of all, when hes 18 im gonna be like, you know youre going to your prom. Have a good time. And remember, no farm stands. [ laughter ] what do you even do . Jimmy i gotta say. I saw this video of you. I know you love billy joel. I love billy joel. And i saw this footage of you at a concert. This is in oh, nassau coliseum. Jimmy yes. They opened the new nassau coliseum. Jimmy you, leah remini. Yes. Jimmy who i love as well. I dont know. How do you talk billy into doing this . I you know what . I just called him up and i and i said we have an idea id like hes always saying if you want to come up and do stuff and play around with him and stuff, its great. And then i said, i have an idea. I dont know if itll work or not, and i said maybe we can do like an interpretative dance to one of your songs. To you know, shes got a way. Jimmy shes got a way. Yeah, that was the one. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Oh boy, wow. Jimmy because its really funny. Heres kevin james and leah remini. Watch this. Shes at billy joel. Thats look at this. [ laughter ] jimmy thats at nassau coliseum. I mean i would have lost my [ laughter ] its so its beautiful there. I dont know if you notice. My underwear is on the outside of my pants, though. Jimmy yes. [ laughter ] she says, get off of me. [ laughter ] how great is that . [ cheers and applause ] how funny is leah remini . Yes. The greatest. Jimmy oh my gosh. Shes the greatest. Jimmy that was so funny, that last pic. She is joining the cast now. She is on the cast. Jimmy kevin can wait. Yes. Were going in a whole crazy direction with the show. And its amazing, because were going to the workforce, and i end up working with her at like a private detective agency. And its great. Because it gives the show drive. And its gonna be its a lot of fun. We shot like four three or four episodes so far. And its amazing. Shes incredible. Jimmy i cant wait to see it. You guys, i want to show a a clip. Heres kevin james in the season premiere of kevin can wait. Take a look at this. Oh, no. Whats the matter . My visa has expired. It says here i could get deported. Wow, well, you keep in touch. [ laughter ] dad, come on, this is serious. Let me see that. It just it makes no sense. I filled out all the proper paperwork. You know, you got to stay on top of those things if you want to be a citizen. I mean you can say a lot about americans, but were not lazy. You know . [ laughter ] i have seen you watch ray donovan in spanish because the remote was sitting on top of the tv. [ laughter ] yeah. And now i know how to say get my gun in espanol. [ speaking spanish ] [ laughter and applause ] jimmy kevin james, everybody. The new season of kevin can wait premieres september 25th at 9 00 p. M. On cbs. When we come back, kevin and i are playing the tonight show fall classic. Do not miss it, its good. 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[ cheers and applause ] steve hello, everybody. And welcome to the 2017 tonight show fall classic. The worlds most prestigious pratfall competition. Please join me in welcoming tonights contestants. Our first player can be seen in season two of his hit t. V. Show kevin can wait, mr. Kevin james. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, my goodness. And our second contestant can be seen every night hosting the tonight show starring jimmy fallon, mr. Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] steve heres how it works. You two will take your turns doing your best pratfalls in three different categories. Then questlove, tariq, and kirk for the roots from will award you a score from 1 up to 10. Kevin, you are our guest, youll start us off. The first round tripping up and then falling down stairs. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] whenever youre ready, kevin. Can i can i speak . Can i steve yes, you can speak. Jimmy you set the scene. Steve yeah, you set the scene. All right, dad, im going to go wash up for dinner. Im going to go wash up for dinner. No problem. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is a master steve my goodness can we may we see that again in slow motion . Jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at the oh, my god. [ laughter ] steve oh, my gosh, such mastery. Jimmy you didnt realize it was ten steps. You get up im coming right down, dad. Here you go. Steve oh, my god. The fosbury flop. Beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] steve and now for the scores judges . Nine, seven and nine. Jimmy oh, my god. [ cheers ] steve thats 25 thats 25. Jimmy, you are up. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Thats tough to beat, man. Steve hard to beat. Jimmy ugh. Steve set the scene whenever you are ready. Jimmy okay, all right, good. Hey dad dad, im gonna get my cell phone [ laughter ] dad im gonna get my cell phone i think its upstairs yo [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, nice one. Nice. Yeah steve oh, oh, oh. [ cheers and applause ] ending with a flip a flip and a double fall. Jimmy i left it here, its downstairs. Sorry, dad. Strong finish. Steve oh, my goodness may we see that may we see that in slow motion . There he goes, the double trip. Jimmy yeah. Steve boom. Falls. Yeah, well you didnt you didnt get the first one. Jimmy no, and the i love the sons wearing a mic. The sons wearing a mic pack, too. [ light laughter ] and then steve the roll. Nice finish. Jimmy almost stand up steve oh, double fall oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] jim sticks the landing steve fantastic. [ laughter ] judges, may we see the scores . Wow steve ten, seven, two for a total of 19 wow, they are harsh. Come, on. Jimmy whats your problem, dude . Steve kevin is the winner of this round. Wow [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy dude. Steve and that brings us to round two. The water cooler. And kevin, you are up. Okay. Steve your goal is to struggle to put that water jug into that water cooler. Gotcha. Steve set the scene whenever youre ready. Okay. Yeah, frank, i got it. Ill do the water thing, cause it was a little low. Its not a problem. Ooh. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my gosh [ laughter ] steve oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause ] oh jimmy yeah, yeah thats un unbelievable. Watch this way down. Look you ripped the head off the water cooler. That is insanity. Steve hes not messing around. May we see it in slow motion . Jimmy that was the best thing i have ever seen. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. You think hes steve hes got it, hes got it, hes got it, he dont got it jimmy he thought that was the water steve he thought the plant. There you go, no dont. Oh, some body falling in the flip over. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Steve got nice landing on the mat. Handles in his hands. Handles in the hands. Steve oh, my goodness. [ applause ] now kevin, judges scores. Lets see them. [ cheers and applause ] oh whoa [ applause ] steve ten, nine, ten 29 oh, my goodness, jimmy. The score to beat is 29. Jimmy yeah. Steve one away from perfect. One away from perfect. [ light laughter ] one point away from perfect. Jimmy that was perfect. Steve all you have to on do is be perfect. Take it away. You got it. Jimmy i can do this, all right. Steve you can do it. Jimmy i can. Just wont oh, my gosh, all right. Steve set the scene. Set the scene. Give me your act. And dont use frank. I used him. Steve no. Jimmy all right, let me redo it. [ laughter ] steve dont use dad, you just did, too. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, frankie. [ light laughter ] all right, its all right. Jimmy ill take care of that water cooler. Sorry, about what the other guy did. No problem. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve can we see that again in slow motion . Nice finish. Steve he does the plant. He plants the jug in the oh, and then the drink, good drink. The drink was big. Steve and then the waterfall. [ cheers ] steve judges that was a good one. Steve may we see the scores . Eight, nine, eight [ cheers ] 25 winner is kevin. Jimmy not bad, i like that. Not bad. Steve brings us to our final round. Which both of you will be doing the same thing at the same time. Its the restaurant challenge. Gotcha. Steve will you be able to deliver this delicious food, red wine, red spaghetti to these hungry restaurant goers dressed head to toe in pristine white clothing. [ laughter ] red food, red drink, white clothes. Time to find out. Get on your mark. Tell me when youre ready. Spaghetti and meatballs, and red wine. A typical italian dinner, with whitedressed diners. Jimmy wait, wait, ready . Steve ready . On your marks, get set, ago. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] steve oh [ laughter ] oh, my goodness and now [ cheers and applause ] all right. Now, time to determines who wins the pratfall challenge. Questlove . Its your call, kevin or jimmy . [ drumroll ] jimmy drumroll, please. Steve kevin [ ding ding ] jimmy oh, my goodness, kevin how did he do it . Steve kevin, congradulations you are the winner of the tonight show fall classic i love you, mom jimmy kevin james, the winner [ cheers and applause ] you are a legend, my man. I love you so much. Kevin james, lebron james, the greatest. Stick around. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] schick hydro ® vs a lube strip. With seven hydrating gel pools. That give you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. Schick hydro ® free your skin. ® so being cool comes naturally. Hmm. I cant decide if this place is swag or bling. Its pretzels. Word. Ladies, you know when you switch, you get my bombdiggity discounts automatically. No duh, right . [ chuckles ] sir, you forgot keep it. Youre gonna need it when i make it precipitate. What, what . What . What, what . Ery year we take a girls trip. 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Wea whole new place thatswe lookin to get scared laughter now halloween time is in dineyland and disney california Adventure Parks [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is one of the creators and stars of the very funny tv show, broad city, which airs wednesdays at 10 30 p. M. On comedy central. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome ilana glazer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, come on. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me here, man. Thank you. Jimmy you have a lot to be happy about. Your new season is getting rave reviews, and big ratings. But also, even cooler, you got married. I got married. Jimmy yay. Thats awesome. [ cheers and applause ] and it was have you been dating for a while. We dont know yeah, weve been together for five years. Jimmy wow. And i was like, lets do this. Jimmy and so do you just did you plan it or you just did it . No, we did it, like just in a we just did a little quick thing. You know, i it was more about like getting married, i think, than the wedding. Jimmy yeah. Here is you guys on is this on your wedding day. Looking gorgeous. Very blissful there. [ laughter ] hes like waiting for that joint. Jimmy or a cigarette. Hes not hes not looking at his oh, right its a jimmy yes. Marijuana cigarette. [ light laughter ] but, hes not looking at his new wife. Hes looking at the thing that unites us. Jimmy yeah. I want to talk about broad city. It stars you and abbi jacobson. Woo. Jimmy yeah. Who is fantastic. [ cheers ] you guys work great together. Abbi jimmy i love both of you guys. This is season four now. Yeah. Jimmy and what has what has changed since you did season one . Whats different . I mean, it really is like this thing, that its like, it just takes time to get comfortable in that position, you know . Jimmy yeah, of course. You know, and we were just like, sort of like, buttholes clenched for like first and second season. Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] third was like third was like, yes, digestion issues. Sure. Jimmy okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Youre working your way up the list there. But like, sort of a little bit more relaxed. And fourth, this season was just i dont know. We just felt more comfortable on set. We were so ready to shoot, too. Whereas before, that was like, oh the next the next phase of the show. You know, each comes with its own, like, anxiety level. But shooting this year, it was just a blast. We just had so much fun. Jimmy and the writing writing on the show, just looser or the same or no. Its so hard. Writing is like, its just its too like deep. You know what i mean . Im like, i cant even get to know myself anymore this way. Its just too much. Jimmy its a lot. Its too much. And we have this weird hiatus. We each went off and did a a movie in this hiatus. Jimmy yeah. And that was like a weird way to write. And then the election happened in between, you know, the hiatus. And it was like a new a new world, you know, to come back to. And we always rewrite the scripts, but after this hiatus, it was a different a a different thing. Jimmy was it a different outcome than what you were writing for . [ light laughter ] you know, i think we just expected or like hoped that clinton would win. Jimmy yeah. And we were like, well, we wont have to speak to anything. Whew. You know . And then and then that didnt happen. And its just, it is a a different world. And we felt different when we came back too. Jimmy yeah. How do you attack this new world . I think its just like infused with the feeling that we all or that abbi and i and just our writers and our circle of friends, you know. Its just like, on the way here today, there was like trump traffic. And i was like, trump traffic. Its just like [ laughter ] its different than regular traffic, you know. Its different. Jimmy its trump traffic yeah, i gotcha. I feel you. Its like im going to break some of my teeth over it. You know what i mean . Jimmy but you got to you got to really you got to direct an episode. Yeah. We abbi and i each directed two. And it was it was crazy. It was like it was like this extra level of work that we had to do. But it also, like, eliminated work too. And it felt like this, like, final clicking in. And it was just like going for it. Like we just jimmy that was great space work by the way. Thank you. Jimmy that was like really [ laughter ] that was in whatever transformer you were in. But that was fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy you have always had big guest stars on it, but steve buscemi. Who i love him. You directed him. Dude. One of my first days directing was steve buscemi. I was like jimmy no i love that. And then jimmy how did you end up how do you get them to do it . But then, you know hes so hes so talented and so natural at play, that it just like clicked in. And i was like, we are equals steve buscemi, you and me. [ laughter ] jimmy no, well, i mean. But he made it feel that way. He made it feel that way. And it just like, it kind of just clicked in were just have gotten such a comfort with our own set that it really was like, it was just like we were playing. Jimmy now when is the shania twain . Tomorrow night. Jimmy tomorrow night is shania twain and the title of the episode is twaining day. Jimmy twaining day. Its shania twain [ laughter ] its called twaining day. Thats right. Jimmy and what is does shania twain, does she make a little cameo, a major cameo . Can you say what it is . Shania makes a major cameo. Tomorrow night is a double feature. Shania twain and Rupaul Charles baby. Thats our episode is ru and shania twain. Crazy. Jimmy all right you guys have to check it out. I want to show you a clip. Here is Ilanza Glazer and rupaul in tomorrow nights episode of broad city. Take a look at this. You waited tables in long island . Yes, but dumpers post was way more sophisticated than it sounds. I also served at the golden heirloom, a home for the elderly. I would birdfeed them tapioca. Wait. Stop. Listen, the only way to make it in the world of manhattan restauranteries, is to be a a queen of mean. And i can already tell, you dont have it. Look, why dont you go work in a connecticut muffin, honey. And when you turn into a a connect[ bleep ] muffin, you can come back to sushimamba. Mmkay . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy mmkay . Woo jimmy rupaul. Ilana glazer, everybody [ cheers and applause ] broad city airs wednesdays at 10 30 p. M. On comedy central. Well be right back with a a performance from rudimental featuring james arthur. Stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] a Millie Dresselhaus doll happy birthday, sweetie oh, millies. Trick or treat were so glad to have you here. What if we treated great female scientists like they were stars . 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I wondered maybe theyd never find me ive been waiting such a long long long time to feel it swallowed by the waters around me no i took so many wrong wrong wrong turns to feel it oh but i danced through the blisters at night and i laughed til i cried and cried i ran til my feet couldnt run no more no more no more and i sang til my lungs were burning til i know im alive alive i sing til i cant hear your voice no more suddenly the sun comes up and i feel my love flooding back again yeah until the sun comes up and can feel my love coming up again it wasnt easy trying to run with these handcuffs i had to sleep through such cold cold cold night to feel it when flashes hit me right where im standing sunlight cut into the bone bone bone start the healing but i danced through the blisters at night and i laughed til i cried and cried i ran til my feet couldnt run no more no more no more and i sang til my lungs were burning til i know im alive alive i sing til i cant hear your voice no more i need ya to feel. Suddenly the sun comes up and i feel my love coming back again yeah until the sun comes up and i feel my love coming up again until the sun comes up and the dark is gone we made it to the dawn i dont miss you anymore when the sun comes up i can feel my love, baby just get a little love just give a little life to get a little love back give a little life to get a little love wont you give me oh, wont you give me wont you give me oh, wont you give me oh, wont you give me oh, suddenly the sun comes up and i feel my love flirting back again until the sun comes up and i feel my love coming up again until the sun comes up and the dark is gone well make it to the dawn i dont miss you anymore when the sun comes up i feel my love feel my love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy rudimental James Arthur Sun comes up is out now well be right back, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause ] get 40 off on coit Residential Cleaning Services including carpet and hardwood, tile, stone, even air ducts and window treatments. 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Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Anderson Cooper from gilbert comedian Gilbert Gottfried author celeste ng featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, th meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump today gave his first address to the u. N. General assembly. But things got off to a bad start when trump opened with, its so great to be here at the un. [ laughter ]