Something really unusual, and im going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trumps rallies. Theres no need to feel down i said, young man really interesting thing to watch. Women, i wont be following you around to the hospitals, monitoring. What you will also notice is people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom. By the way, her crowds are zero. Her crowds, she has no crowds. Ill tell you, The One thing you will not hear him talk about is you. Theyre taking the geese. You know where they are, The Park and the lake, even walking off with their pets. My dog has been taken. You will not hear him talk about your needs, dreams, and your desires. I always liked him. Im not going to watch him anymore. Im not going to watch him because hes not legit. What he did, im not going to watch him. [ applause ] and his hair is not as good as it used to be, you know . Ill tell you, i believe you deserve a president who actually puts you first. Mom is so proud. Come on, baby, yo
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, hugh grant creator of bless the harts, writer emily spivey an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear, lets get to the news. President trumps personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has reportedly asked for 20,000 a day to fight the results of the 2020 election. Though i honestly dont know if joe biden can afford that. Thats right, Rudy Giuliani has reportedly asked Trumps Campaign for 20 thousand a day to fight the results of the 2020 election what i thought this was like a makeawish thing. You want to get paid 20 grand . At best you should be Getting College credit even then your professors going to say, well, your client went to jail, and since he was the plaintiff, thats pretty bad. According to a new poll, 58 of americans are willing to get the Coronavirus Vaccine once its released while t
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, hugh grant creator of bless the harts, writer emily spivey an all new closer look featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers and this is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Thats great to hear, lets get to the news. President trumps personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, has reportedly asked for 20 thousand a day to fight the results of the 2020 election though i honestly dont know if joe biden can afford that. Thats right, Rudy Giuliani has reportedly asked Trumps Campaign for 20 thousand a day to fight the results of the 2020 election what i thought this was like a makeawish thing. You want to get paid 20 grand . At best you should be Getting College credit even then your professors going to say, well, your client went to jail, and since he was the plaintiff, thats pretty bad. According to a new poll, 58 of americans are willing to get the Coronavirus Vaccine once its released whil
Dont touch your face. Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers chat and music from keith urban. From mo willems and the story time allstars, actress and comedian, Rachel Dratch featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre all doing well tonight and lets get to the news President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Yeah, but how many weeks is this like one of those deals when parents talk about their babies now how old is caden hes 59 weeks. Thats right, President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Trump loves to talk about everything in weeks. The vaccine is coming in weeks his Healthcare Plan is coming in weeks. Pretty soon his rally crowds will be chanting 208 more weeks im just kidding abo
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers Elizabeth Banks, host of cosmos, astrophysicist Neil Degrasse tyson, from ted lasso, actor brendan hunt featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. How is everybody doing yeah i feel like after this weekend, even if we did have an audience, thats the response id be getting. Lets get to the news. President trump called into fox and friends this morning and said his list of potential Supreme Court nominees was down to five names. Though, i think thats only because Mitch Mcconnell made him add four more names. The Justice Department has reportedly labeled new york city an anarchist jurisdiction. Are you kidding me nobody has more laws than new york city. You have to have a law degree just to park a car around here you ever heard of a coop board . There are more rules in my buildings lobby than there are in all of wyoming. Those people are out there firing automatic weapons at scarecrows and i hav