i m fox business, j. mcdowell he might be canadian, but he s not just low in smoke. entrepreneur and shark tank, that s kevin oleary. he yanked more pranks than stormy daniels. comedian jim florentine. [ cheering and applause ] . and finally, she s always scathing but rarely bathing, fox s contributor all right. all right. thank you for the applause. it s mended for me. it is friday, soless do this greg s leftovers. hmmm yep, it s leftovers where i read the jokes and as always, it s my time to read them and if they suckdon t blame me. blame the writer covered in red ants after the show. here we go. smoke from canadian wildfires created hazy skies and unhealthy air quality in new york city this week. visability in time square was so bad, new yorkers had to you re ayn ate urine ate by field. according to climate activists, breathing the air in new york for 26 hours is like smoking six cigarettes or as my aunt edna calls it, wreck g
want your parents chaperoning you on a date, and yet, you ve i mean, that s embarrassing. if you have to go to the mall to get school clothes, and you walk ahead or away from your mom so people wouldn t see too old for malls. the biggest fights between me and my mom ever always happened at kohl s. yeah, kohl s brings out the worse. the worst in people. it s because of the dollars the kohl s cash oh, yeah. i know. i m a man of the people. [laughter] i actually had this happen with an employee. a girl started working on the team, and two weeks in said, my mom says i m not getting enough praise and accolades as another person 2349 same job who had been there for years. two weeks later, she called every calls in one morning and says, i m not coming to work because i m just not getting the
going in a store and tripping over a homeless person. i just to want move to california and new york these stores and i ll just shoplift, and if i get caught, i would say, look, i tried to stop myself but i didn t to want get in trouble. that is actually that s a brilliant idea for somebody applying for a job who is just going to do it just to steal and if you get caught, it doesn t matter, and you could probably, every day, steal more than you would make in a year, and then you just move on and do it again, because i m sure that it s against the law to even divulge that you have a shoplifting pass you re a genius. and it s a misdemeanor under $950 in california and they don t ever prosecute those cases. you can steal $100 worth of merchandise, and you sell on it e-bay or craig s list and degan,
sleeping in the stock rooms. you ve got to go out here there and work and i would say, shut up, you re not my mommy here. we re out of time. next time, same yeah,. do those exercises i tomorrow you told you to do. kat. hey did your parents ever get involved in any of your job things. what did you make of this little trend? it s unimaginable to me. my parents would never i never got my parents involved and my parents would never want to be involved ever. and i would work in restaurants and they d come visit me and hey, how are you, i let s order this food but what is wrong with the kids, too, that they re just allowing this to happen? for me, if i was going to a job interview examine my parent was with me, i would just stop and my parent was with me, i with just stop walking. you know you re not going to get the job, and my feet aren t rn going ooh move anymore. it s kind of like, you don t
that s the kind of nature let the guy gin or these dirty americans. if you let me quit for you, you re never getting a job anywhere in the entire country ever again. that s a fun job. [applause] yeah, i know i m just quitting right now. i m going do start an agencies doing this in japan. i would love it because i m coming in hard and fast i m disrobing bodily functions on top of a desk there you go that wait a minute, that s what i do on the weekends all right, kevin, how would you react if a third party came to you, probably would be relief, right? what what i like about this, the first question you re going to ask, have you ever used an agency to quit from another job you had; yes or no and if the answer is yes, let me fire you before i hire you. yes. that would be the way to do it. [ applause ]