i m fox business, j. mcdowell he might be canadian, but he s not just low in smoke. entrepreneur and shark tank, that s kevin oleary. he yanked more pranks than stormy daniels. comedian jim florentine. [ cheering and applause ] . and finally, she s always scathing but rarely bathing, fox s contributor all right. all right. thank you for the applause. it s mended for me. it is friday, soless do this greg s leftovers. hmmm yep, it s leftovers where i read the jokes and as always, it s my time to read them and if they suckdon t blame me. blame the writer covered in red ants after the show. here we go. smoke from canadian wildfires created hazy skies and unhealthy air quality in new york city this week. visability in time square was so bad, new yorkers had to you re ayn ate urine ate by field. according to climate activists, breathing the air in new york for 26 hours is like smoking six cigarettes or as my aunt edna calls it, wreck g
going in a store and tripping over a homeless person. i just to want move to california and new york these stores and i ll just shoplift, and if i get caught, i would say, look, i tried to stop myself but i didn t to want get in trouble. that is actually that s a brilliant idea for somebody applying for a job who is just going to do it just to steal and if you get caught, it doesn t matter, and you could probably, every day, steal more than you would make in a year, and then you just move on and do it again, because i m sure that it s against the law to even divulge that you have a shoplifting pass you re a genius. and it s a misdemeanor under $950 in california and they don t ever prosecute those cases. you can steal $100 worth of merchandise, and you sell on it e-bay or craig s list and degan,
[ indiscernible ] oh all right. kevin, is california doomed? don t you even do business in california? no. uninvestible. it is the worst, managed state in the union and let s just pick san francisco, it s the worst managed city in the worst managed state. it s turned into an absolute war zone, snow proposed idea this is so stupid, because it tells you please come and rip me off, which we ve been talking about, but here what is it looks like in terms of business. let s see you re running a drugstore and you make 15% free tax. and normally, theft is around 2% and that s built into your numbers. the shrinkage in san francisco is all the way to 12%, even toothpaste, even garbage gets stolen out of those stores, and so now, at the end of the
bummer but this new bill is a bummer. california thinks it s further to legalize crime. would it stop retail workers from confronting shoplifters. park rangers say to prevent a prevent bear attacks, lather yourself in honey. signed into law, the legislation would make it illegal for companies to compel clerks to stop thieves because if anyone deserves to go stew to jail, it s the one that deserves jail. of course, it s democrats behind the bill but on the bright side, it s still not as bad as their idea of castrate castrating other people s children. in theory, it prevents potential violent encounters with thugs, but will it keep them safe from losing their jocks when the stores shut down because of all the crazy, brazen theft? but this isn t really about the safety of employees; it s about fear of being sued by criminals or being demonized by the media and if they really wanted to
going to keep harris as your vp because with no disrespect your age puts in you a place in a second term where there is a chance that the vp becomes the president and i don t think it s a good idea to put her on that ticket. she s very unpop flur her own party. you ve got to remember when she ran for president, she was the first off out of the race. go like her in california and they don t like her in a lot of places and i m just telling the truth here. yes. if he wants to have a shot at it, here i m giving him advice we re sitting down and talking and having some white wine. what i m talking about is swap out the bottom of the particular i think that s excellent advice. see, see you ve seen that segment. [laughter] all right, up nextdon t have the balls to quit on your own, get someone else to pick up the phone. [applause] still fresh! mmm, still fresh!