[cheers and applause] greg: yes! yes! yes, indeed! ha ha ha ha! happy monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your home and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood. now imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice? if the answer is yes, then you re normal. if the answer is no, you re joe biden. [laughter] greg: because how the hell did he not know his secretary of defense was missing for four full days. it s not like he s hunter on a crack binge only shoaling up to ask for more cash for meth and antibiotics. this is the secretary of defense. in case you missed it and the white house hopes the world did lloyd austin was admitted to a hospital. we wish him a speedy recovery for whatever it is. knowing the military now, i hope he s not pregnant. but the fact that we don t know what the problem is, that s the problem. shouldn t the american people be told when our top defense officials in the icu
mental elness. he was arrested for public nudeness and assault. we got in touch with him and the man is here hive in our studio. [laughter]. greg:. greg: what possessed you to dive into the bass pro shot pool? michael: because someone told me to live each day as if it were my last. you know, they tell you this stuff in all these books and then you go and do it and they put you on tv and they pixelate your giant weiner. [laughter] greg: they pixelate your giant weiner. that is truly tyler: i respect this guy he went in there and had a good time. you walk by those and you re like i just want to jump in. i just want to be one with the animals and then they arrest you. if he had been blocking that for palestinian he could have stayed in there all afternoon.