When it goes to indiana i love you im so excited he wanted to get out of town in time to catch the sale at the perry ellis outlet mall but he found himself surrounded by alqaeda. He was outnumbered but still managed to pleasure each man accordingly. [laughter] no one was unsatisfied yes, i had to do gay stuff in prison, but that was for survival. Survival boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner. He dies. End of movie. [laughter] that one was a real tearjerker. See you next week. Good night. [cheers applause] trevor welcome to the daily show, everyone im trevor noah thank you so much our guest tonight author josh king is joining us. But first, a lot of people a lot of people hate on starbucks. Ive noticed this in thest. I love starbucks. You probably dont know this about me but trevor actually isnt my real name. My real name is hard to pronounce african name . When i first came to america and went to starbucks and told them my name and they were, like, mm
Mmm. Trevor. And it stuck. It worked for me. Theyre like the ellis island of chain coffee houses so i was shocked this morning when i saw this. A woman is suing starbucks for putting too much ice in its cold drinks. The suit alleging the brand serves more eyes than coffee, underfill drinks to make more money and higher profits. Trevor what . The only time you should complain something you bought came with too much ice is if you were on the titanic. Thats the only time you can complain. Then you can be, like, there was way too much ice and also someone had sex in my car two stars. Thats the only time you can complain about it. Too much ice is such a first world problem. Are you kidding me . You think people in armenia are getting had over too much ice . You dont think they pray every day to the ice god keromang for ice . They dont, armenia is christian. You guys are racists. If you dont want too much ice in your coffee, there theres an option for you, its called coffee. So chill. The in
Day to the ice god keromang for ice . They dont, armenia is christian. You guys are racists. If you dont want too much ice in your coffee, there theres an option for you, its called coffee. So chill. The indiana primary. We dont know the results, but one way or the other, the prierms are winding to a close. All eyes on indiana. Come down to indiana do. Or die for the ted cruz campaign. Pretty much over for trump. Trump is faiferred to win many of indianas delegates. Ted cruz faces what may be the last chance to show he is still in this game. Trevor wow. Time flys doesnt it . Seems like yesterday when Republican Voters were like the bachelor on episode 1. Excited and nervous, staring at dozens of smiling contestants who all wanted to bleep them and now sometime theyve narrowed the entire field down to the donald, a man who loves punching, and lying ted, the worlds most punchable man, and boy has indiana been punching. His latenight rally filling only half the room and earlier some ugly
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