happy birthday, everybody. thank you.ha so disney has announced the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. adm oh, you heard that right. disney admitits they define def a womainn, but the new director is not just any woman. no, she s sharmeen obaid-chinoy annoy, a pakistani canadian feminist activist. ofs you know exactly the kind of person that star wars lectchise needs. the kind whose idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression, welcoming dandruff out of her armpitsf . not heard somebody like that.t h that fancy. i save that one. ant the star secree star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly i mean. so here s sharmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interact s with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. e me i like to maken men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable. see, that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortablene, y especially the ones that own disney
what do you think tires that guy has some. what do you call that? upo yos, ups or. yeah, but he s going to a fews, downs to brazil. all of this is a horrible thing that happened. i mean, that even three grown men had a hard time gettin htim him. yeah, but this is the result of. that whole no cash bail, no consequences. you re release d. and criminals are expecting that now. yes. their attorneys are expecting. that, yes. if you look at his rap sheet, there was noif you way in n hell that probation shouldn t even have been mentione d. doi but because everyone is doing the new progressive of releasing, every criminal is expecting it. and when they don when then t g they get violent. because you know what the argument is going to be. she was a pressinggowas oh pres it s her fault. she was using her white privilege to put anotherhe black man in the penitentiary. had nothing to do with whatso ti he did as a human being.t so this is the result of it. now, going to say we usedo wa
yeah. and what part did they give us bacd theye usback ik in?e cut solo. the top half. so when they cutting people s ofinpeop f, you know, nothing good s going to come from this. you don t have ttho worry about offending men and making men uncomfortable. she didn t have to make movies do that. a all she had to do was sit in a u chair in our facility and we r all would be uncomfortable. but she doesn t need to make a movie about that. no mansh will be offended becauf no one s going to see that. no no one.leep]. just listen. it s over. there is no return of the jedils . it s done and just let it go. it s now called lost in space. that s the only place on the air that you lostt in in space. disney doesn t get it. i m now making sense in your monologue. put it all together. maybe this whole wonk thing is, because whoever is in charge of woke has the list and maybe the ceo. and i m just speculating in alto of this. e i know to be true, right. and so all these ceos and cfos of all these vari