happy birthday, everybody. thank you.ha so disney has announced the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. adm oh, you heard that right. disney admitits they define def a womainn, but the new director is not just any woman. no, she s sharmeen obaid-chinoy annoy, a pakistani canadian feminist activist. ofs you know exactly the kind of person that star wars lectchise needs. the kind whose idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression, welcoming dandruff out of her armpitsf . not heard somebody like that.t h that fancy. i save that one. ant the star secree star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly i mean. so here s sharmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interact s with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. e me i like to maken men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable. see, that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortablene, y especially the ones that own disney
yeah. and what part did they give us bacd theye usback ik in?e cut solo. the top half. so when they cutting people s ofinpeop f, you know, nothing good s going to come from this. you don t have ttho worry about offending men and making men uncomfortable. she didn t have to make movies do that. a all she had to do was sit in a u chair in our facility and we r all would be uncomfortable. but she doesn t need to make a movie about that. no mansh will be offended becauf no one s going to see that. no no one.leep]. just listen. it s over. there is no return of the jedils . it s done and just let it go. it s now called lost in space. that s the only place on the air that you lostt in in space. disney doesn t get it. i m now making sense in your monologue. put it all together. maybe this whole wonk thing is, because whoever is in charge of woke has the list and maybe the ceo. and i m just speculating in alto of this. e i know to be true, right. and so all these ceos and cfos of all these vari