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Turnaround plan. The end of an era for the house that jack built. The alibaba cofounder steps down from chinas top ecommerce company. Kathleen later in Bloomberg Technology global link, apple is preparing for its biggest event of the year, unveiling his latest iphones. A quick reminder of how stocks ended the day. Kind of never really missed. We saw the s p futures pointing a little bit higher. The s p 500 was interesting today, closing within 1. 6 of its alltime high. That was a move higher. Basically flat at the close. The vix index nearly up 2 . The 10 year yield, bonds are a big story today. Some analysts are seeing the selloff in yields from germany to the u. S. , u. K. In around the world got some momentum from that stock raleigh stockmarket rally. The 10 year note yield. Go to the very far right. Backup to 1. 64. That was quite a move. More recently down around 1. 5, 1. 55. You see that. On themiddle, the yield far righthand side. You can see a bounce up to. 592 around. 49. Down
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