By Bender
May 3, 2021
A man visiting the Civil War battlefield at Gettysburg was trapped in a port-a-potty Friday when a tree landed on the john.
The unidentified man did not suffer serious injuries. However, he did have to spend part of his afternoon in a portable toilet.
Emergency crews cut through the tree with a chain saw and sliced open the portable toilet with a Sawzall. The fire chief says the man “was very lucky. It was a large tree, and it just missed striking him. It could have been very serious.” Though no one was injured in this Battle of Gettysburg, high winds wreaked havoc across the Mid-Atlantic on Friday, downing dozens of trees and power lines.
port o potty behind me. they don t have plumbing there the spirit of the people there. it is a dangerous place. but the humanness of it all is just stunning. go ahead, bishop. one important thing i ve taken 20 trips to south africa. planted five churches there i have outreached to the poor. what happened on the first trip is i m preaching a man is watching me, white man, 50s he begins to tear up and cries after the service said to me they told me you people had no spirit. they told me you aren t really, saying human. and i believe that the spiritual answer of personal transformation is a story of the day, bill. and i think that this is a problem with america, now, is often guys like sharpton carry a grudge. they want to keep digging up the past. it s
no. oh, no. no, i wouldn t get it. some parents are outraged that that baby talk sounds more like a curse word. corporate representatives insist it s babble. an extended run for south park. the cartoon will be on the air until 2016. it s cables longest running animated series and this ad is raising some eye broes. it shows world leaders, kissing. the pictures are photo shopped, obviously, are part of an ad campaign for benneton. the ad has been pulled and the vatican is taking legal action to stop the distribution of that. i hope no one is inside that port o potty. 50 mile an hour winds in alaska blowing everything around.
slightly less than two months ago! by the way, guatemalan syphilis experi-mint, worst ben & jerry s flavor ever. larry: you are sick, you know. i mean that. we re just entertaining ourselves. larry: the marine corps marathon yes. larry: is the day after your rally. i m running. larry: oprah ran it in once. did she run a marathon? larry: she did. there s nothing the woman can t do. larry: the organizers have arranged for 800 portable toilets but they won t be delivered to the mall until after your rally. has this been solved? we have been in contact with the port-o-potty people. larry: and this is serious, hey. right now, they are they say they re efforting port-o-potties. we will have toilets. they may not be enclosed. i guess what i m saying is larry: you just decreased the crowd. we will either have toilets
you are, in fact you don t have your own angel network, but yet larry: you don t know what to say, do you? you really don t know what to say. jon stewart is stumped. you, you, you gifted me with with you know what, that s the one i m going to use. can i tell you something? that s the one i m going to use. i appreciate it. you re a good man. larry: this is the first peabody award winning show to present a port-o-potty. hold on, i m just going to go right now. just kidding. larry: let me know when you re done. all right. larry: okay. all right. that s the perfect symbol, isn t it, of the elections this year? it s kind of like that s your segue? larry: that s my segue. the port-o-potty. larry: what is going on in this country? an enclosed space where people urinate. i m missing your metaphor. i m going to think about it. larry: okay. america. what do you make. skip the potty. gone. larry: okay. what do we got?