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While we all wait on pins and needles to see if the United States of America will be renewed for another season, there’s something far more perilous at stake than democracy love. Will insanely ripped Instagram model Matt find it in the woods of Pennsylvania? Or will he be doomed to spend his existence being extremely hot and famous online and dating extremely hot women in the real world? Who can tell? The uncertainty is killing me!
In case you had any question about whether or not this show was just an extension of Matt’s Instagram account, we start with a closeup of the Peloton logo while Matt “works out.” #ad It gets a little soft-core after that with a slow motion shower scene. I feel like I’m watching the Duke of Hastings lightly caress his chest while Lady Bridgerton’s bosom is heaving.