So much so that he even photoshopped himself into our vacation photos and showed them on this very program. For real. I mean, this is the behavior of a sick, sad individual. Theres a guy on this show named pat who wasted eight hours of his life putting these together. Missed his Daughters High School graduation okay, so jimmy begs me to take him on vacation, then he goes away for the whole summer. Does he invite me . Nope. Instead he asks me to cover his shift. Like we Work Together at the cheesecake factory. But hey, im happy to be working at all. Everything is strange right now. We started this year thinking the election was going to be the craziest thing to happen in 2020. Now batman has the damn coronavirus the whole Entertainment Industry is upside down right now. Movies are being delayed. Theaters are mostly closed. But some people are still going to them. Tom cruise went to a Movie Theater in london, but thats different. Because he does all his own stunts. [ cough ] they wouldnt
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kelly Clarkson joy reid musical guest, the flaming lips and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Oh [ cheers and applause oh, thank you very much to all of you five people thank you. [ laughter ] it is friday, everybody. Thats a great reaction. That is you dont understand that is a great reaction theres only five people here. So, lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, last night was the start of the nfl season. And i got to say, it was kind of strange to see a live sport event with fans in the crowd i was a little worried at first until i saw the crowd at the president s rally in michigan last night yikes. I need a nasal swab just from looking at that. [ laughter ] if youre trying to figure out how many bob woodward tapes we need for people to take covid seriously, it appe
Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers Cynthia Nixon, awardwinning singer songwriter Michael Stipe, host of wilmore, writer and comedian Larry Wilmore featuring the 8g band with sonny emory, and now seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everyone doing tonight lets get to the news. President trump appeared at a town hall event in philadelphia last night for undecided voters. Said trump, hey, what are you doing here . After a town hall participant confronted President Trump last night over his lack of support for a National Face mask mandate, trump said, quote, there are a lot of people that think that masks are not good. Its true. I mean, not as many as there used to be, of course. During last nights abc news town hall, President Trump mistakenly claimed that people would be protected from the coronavirus when they develop a, quote, herd mentality. Now, obviously what he meant to say was i am bad at this and i resign. Thats right trump said p
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Heard about this, i went to this fun little boat parade in texas, and sadly my ship sank. Her name was the hms metaphor, and she will be missed. With the passing of labor day, summer is now officially over, and also somehow, hasnt happened yet. Its like the movie tenet. Im assuming thats what its like. I havent seen it yet because i dont want to die. The big question leading into the weekend was would people follow the advice of Health Experts and avoid large parties . And the answer is, america. Virus didnt stop crowds from hitting a lot of beaches saturday and sunday. These are pictures of some busy beaches from california, to flora nersey. I had in mind this is what it would be like, but i didnt yo cant even theyre like side to side, its crazy. A massive crowd of people showing up for an unofficial burning man festival in california. No social distancing. You just gotta ask yourself, do you want your obituary to include the phrase unofficial san franciscobased burning man festival .