Just like all my other past proteges. You are strong as an ox. You are the picture of health you are you feeling all right . I mean, i know im just a manifestation of your ego, but you seem a little shaky. He is sick. He should put his mask on and protect those around him. Shut up, crab of reason. No one invited you up here. Mr. President , please, come. We must project false confidence. Ill dictate a statement to you. I just left walter reed. whispering ive learned so much about the coronavirus. And i learned so much about coronavirus. whispering and now im better and now im better. whispering and maybe im immune, i dont know. And maybe im immune, i dont know. laughs coughing oh, no this bastard gave me covid no one ever listens to crab of reason. Crab of reason, this fall on cbs. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight dont mask, dont tell. Plus, stephen welcomes, Jerry Seinfeld and musical guest ella mai featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed s
Quick look at the weather. Nice day on the way, cool out there to start but plenty of sunshine, and even warmer weather if you can believe that. It is in the 40s and 50s, even some 60s in some spots, 47 in concord, 46 in pleasant hill. Its 50 in San Francisco. Some fog up towards santa rosa and novato, at 36 and 37 respectively, moderate air quality as High Pressure builds in today and tomorrow, brings us warmer temperatures and lighter winds. So today will be in the 70s by noontime inland, upper 70s to year 80 around the livermore valley, mid70s, hayward on the beach in the 60s. Tonight, by 6 00 it is going to be still mild, 70s around the beto near 70 as you get towards, say, hayward. But as you go through the evening dropping through the 60s, really comfortable out there with just a little cooler weather as we get towards 9 00. So nothing too spooky about that. Liz . Lisa, thank you. This morning San Francisco officials are asking people to stay away from large gatherings. Especiall
Just like all my other past proteges. You are strong as an ox. You are the picture of health you are you feeling all right . I mean, i know im just a manifestation of your ego, but you seem a little shaky. He is sick. He should put his mask on and protect those around him. Shut up. No one invited you up here. Mr. President , please, come. We must project false confidence. Ill dictate a statement to you. I just left walter reed. Ive learned so much about the coronavirus. And i learned so much about coronavirus. And now im better and now im better. And maybe im immune. I dont know. And maybe im immune i dont know. laughing coughing . This bastard gave me covid. No one ever listens to krab of reason. Krab of reason, this fall on cbs. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight dont mask, dont tell. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld and musical guest ella mai featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its
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That decide which emojis do and do not make it onto your phone, these are some for 2020. I dont know if they dont sum up 2020 i dont know what does. This is person with beard and woman with beard. That looks like emojesus. Even our emojis are letting themselves go. Ive had meetings with these people, ive filled out the forms and presented my case, still no meatball emoji. Sausage, dumplings, tacos, no meatballs. They have falafel and bundt cake, but no meatball. We need a new president , we really do. [cheers and applause] we have a fun show, jack black, tenacious d, is with us. And we will be joined by the cast of the show that dominated the emmies. Dan levy, they won all the emmies. Canadians havent swept like this since the world curling championships back in 2017. Their show, as you probably know, is called Schitts Creek, which is a problem for american broadcast television. The show up a creek whose name we cant say on morning tv. Cant say the name on tv but it involves the creek.