Peggy Ngai, Marketing 1/5
“No. Thank you.”
Ryan Gandolfo, Editor 1.3/5
“That’s probably the sweetest chip I’ve ever tasted. Absolutely disgusting. I’ll give it an extra 0.3 because it’s edible.”
Rakini Bergundy, Intern 1/5
“It feels like I licked the wall inside the seventh-best milk tea shop in Guangzhou.”
Wyle Yuan, Interpretive Dancer 2/5
“Umm, that’s weird. It’s like a biscuit. I would not buy this kind of Lay’s.”
Joshua Cawthorpe, Former Senior Lagos Correspondent 2/5
“The milkiness of whatever chemical compound is dusted on these thin potato discs is not unpleasant at first, however, the herbal undertones of the oolong coffee jelly flavor fall somewhere between rot and utter tastelessness. If you left a bag of Lay’s original on the patio overnight in a humid climate and then tossed some movie popcorn white cheddar seasoning into the bag the next morning it would probably amount to the same thing.”