human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
i suppose, to the outsider, we might seem a little unorthodox, but what does this outsider know anyway? who is he to judge us? the whole notion of the outsider. i mean, it s a strand that goes through most sitcoms, i think. you took tongue right out of my mouth. outsiders help us relate as an audience. what are you some kind of nerd? i m not some kind of nerd, i am the king of nerds. [ laughs ] they re seeing everything with fresh eyes. you rang? that dynamic is pretty awesome, it s special. that confidence really made people feel like they could be okay to be whoever they are. did i do that? and i think, if i believe in who i am and own it, i can still be cool. hello? anybody in there? fly, be free! the absolute essence of a successful sitcom is one word, and that is emotion. we abolished emotions on ork a billion bleams ago. they took a vote, and everyone said all in favor? eh. we have a great love for these alien characters who were st
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Number three im just like you, i didnt think donald would make it this far. cheers and applause james and number two. Who cares about plagiarizing . James cordens doing it right now. And the number one excuse that is three words, i speak no english. Thats your top ten list, coming up we got jay walking, mean tweets and thank you notes. Roll the titles. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs james i think its going to catch on, that top ten list. Whats that baby . James are you just going to be Paul Schaefer for the whole show . Why not, once you get in the groove you cant get out of it. James shall we see who our guests are on the show tonight . In the blue room. A talented actress, you know from the blockbusters avatar, guardians of the galaxy and the star dazzling the wonderful, the brilliant, zoe saldana is here tonight hey, zoe, how are you . You okay . Super, oh my god im on my phone with, like, my gynecologist. James everything okay . Everything is good right . Is everyt