human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
relatable, that makes them laugh. you go, oh, that happened to me, too. remember as kid go on vacation, why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why is the family a good place to look for humor? was that it? where else is it? maybe you should ask santa for a new family. i don t want a new family. i don t want any family. families suck. did you ever notice when you trip on something, when you re walking, and you go, what was that? well, that was your family. they ve put their foot out and just don t get so ahead of yourself. anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming.
you see a million things a day in your life, and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other people s showers, there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a hair stuck on the wall. you want to get rid of it, but you don t want to touch it. i don t know how it got up that high in the first place. real life is funny because reality is relatable. period. that s it. if people are at home watching something relatable, that will make them laugh because they go oh, that happened to me too. remember as kid go on vacation, you would be like why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why is the family a good place to look for humor? was that it? where else is it? maybe you should ask santa
day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other people s showers. there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a hair stuck on the wall. you want to get rid of it, but you don t wan to touch it. i don t know how it got up that high in the first place. real life is funny because reality is relatable. period. that s it. and if people are at home watching something relatable, that will make them laugh. they go, oh, that happened to me, too. remember as kid go on vacation, why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why is the family a good place to look for humor? was that it? where else is it? maybe you should ask santa for a new family. i don t want a new family or
a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other people s showers, there s always a problem with temperature adjustment, there s always a hair stuck on the wall. you want to get rid of it, but you don t wan to touch it. i don t know how it got up that high in the first place. real life is funny because reality is relatable. period. you re watching something relatable, that makes them laugh. you go, oh, that happened to me, too. remember as kid go on vacation, why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why is the family a good place to look for humor? was that it? where else is it? maybe you should ask santa for a new family. i don t want a new family or any family. families suck. did you ever notice when you trip on something, when you re walking, and you go, what was that?