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Let me tell you about my minivan. Oh yeah, I sure did: a Ceramic Gray 2020 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid Red S Edition. After eight years of faithful service and righteous depreciation, the ol Lincoln MKT EcoBoost is gone, replaced by the Pacifica. When I informed one of my colleagues about this development, he responded, You traded your 350-hp Lincoln for a hybrid minivan. Strange times. Uh, incorrect, sir! The Lincoln had 355 horsepower. And all-wheel drive. And a tow package. The Pacifica Hybrid has a tow rating of not recommended. Oh no, what have I done? How it Started
The smartest thing ever, that s what. My oldest kid is now 10, and my only regret is that I didn t buy a minivan a decade ago. What derangement caused me to think that power-sliding doors were somehow antithetical to my worldview? They re car doors. And my personality is not defined by the doors on my car. It s defined by my collection of vintage Garbage Pail Kids stickers, my preference for Oates over Hall
Ezra Dyer Gets a Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid and Becomes a Minivan Man Ezra Dyer
From the April 2021 issue of Car and Driver
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Let me tell you about my minivan. Oh yeah, I sure did: a Ceramic Gray 2020 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid Red S Edition. After eight years of faithful service and righteous depreciation, the ol Lincoln MKT EcoBoost is gone, replaced by the Pacifica. When I informed one of my colleagues about this development, he responded, You traded your 350-hp Lincoln for a hybrid minivan. Strange times. Uh, incorrect, sir! The Lincoln had 355 horsepower. And all-wheel drive. And a tow package. The Pacifica Hybrid has a tow rating of not recommended. Oh no, what have I done?