Are you sure . Okay, thank you. Boy, thats nice of ya. Come on now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. And when i become president oh, excuse me. Boy, you are wired tonight. Thank you for comin. This is this is the tonight show, the 60 Minute Program that brings you the finest in comedy, entertainment, andand music. The preceding ad was paid for by the carson for comedy comtt did you know you folks are in burbank . [ cheers and applause ] see, in los angeles, the night is made for michelob. In burbank, the morning is made for metamucil. Its a whole [ laughter ] what do you say after the show we all go over to geraldos house and sign his nose cast . [ laughter ] did you see the tape of that on the news . What a fracas. A free for all of flying fists, broken noses. Looked like the last president ial debate. What the hell is that . Geraldo got hit with a chair, and his nose was broken, and his ratings went up. [ laughter ] which proves the old show business axiom, give the people
And Shelley Winters is mowing his lawn. [ laughter ] weird item. No, there was a, um, interesting thing from shelbyville, indiana in the paper today about apparently, at the Police Station there in the police locker, some mice got into the property room and started eating marijuana, which was stashed there for evidence. Now, the way they got wise, they went into the locker and one of the mice was swingin a cat around by the tail, singing i did it my way. So, anyway, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, weve got tonight on the show tonight on the show, mr. James garner, jeff cesario, and park overall. So, stay where you are and well be rrright back. You finally did itand it was actually easy. Who would have thought . You did what dad taught you to do you took care of business. You made up your mind. Got it done. And thats a load off your shoulders. Guaranteed acceptance Life Insurance simple, affordable coverage for people age 50 to 75. Massmutual designed it to help cover expenses
But you dont fool me. [ laughter ] to get out of the rain, you would applaud zamfir and his pan flute. [ laughter ] how are you doing tonight . [ cheering ] good to have you. As you probably know, if you were here yesterday, we have the first, i guess big storm of the season. Did it rain where you are . Well, i wasnt here. [ laughter ] where were you . I was back east, and it snowed. Aw. First snow . Yeah, first snow. Yeah. Rain here, and it drove into the ocean. But youll get it all back next week, if you order the catch of the day. [ laughter ] anyway, ed, let me explain. Ed is off tonight. Hes got a touch of the flu or something. Yeah. And he called in how a germ can live on ed, i dont know. [ laughter ] so doc moves over here and mr. Newsom moves where doc moves. Who moves into where you were . Um, the little old winemaker. Okay, sorry i asked. It should be fun. My day is going to be fun tonight, because we got jack paar with us tonight. Yeah. [ applause ] its been a long time. And
Come on. With the help of her english bulldog, zelda. Good dog. Carol gardner built a multimillion dollar greeting card business, starting out at the ripe young age of 52. Do you consider yourself a late bloomer. Definitely a late bloomer. Better late than never. Later on sunday morning. At a stately home outside london the Knight Earl Spencer minding his manor and preserving his memory of his famous sister princess diana. Well pay him a visit. If the walls of englands althorp estate would talk they would tell an amazing story courageous king and beloved princess. What was dianas relationship with this place . She always loved it here. The walls cant talk. But what very nice walls they are. Pauley someone once said this makes Downton Abbey looks like downtown shabby. Later on sunday morning. Pauley for our sunday profile well travel to arizona where lee cowan looks in on former congresswoman gabi gifford. When i travel a lot of people come up to me all the time asking me gabby is doing
Story from Susan Spencer. Come on. With the help of her english bulldog, zelda. Good dog. Carol gardner built a multimillion dollar greeting card business, starting out at the ripe young age of 52. Do you consider yourself a late bloomer. Definitely a late bloomer. Better late than never. Later on sunday morning. At a stately home outside london the Knight Earl Spencer minding his manor and preserving his memory of his famous sister princess diana. Well pay him a visit. If the walls of englands althorp estate would talk they would tell an amazing story courageous king and beloved princess. What was dianas relationship with this place . She always loved it here. The walls cant talk. But what very nice walls they are. Pauley someone once said this makes Downton Abbey looks like downtown shabby. Later on sunday morning. Pauley for our sunday profile well travel to arizona where lee cowan looks in on former congresswoman gabi gifford. When i travel a lot of people come up to me all the tim