[ ] [ cheering ] alright yeah i know. Kind no. I would feel the same way if i were you. Lets get started. According to Stormy Daniels husband the couple will leave the United States if trump wins the trial. So wait a second, she has a husband . Thats like finding at the easter bunny has suppleness. Did someone have sublists in here . Im sorry i offended you. And get this, her husband is a porn star to. Do they talk shop at home . I bet he complains when he doesnt have a hard day at work. Wow this is going to be clean comedy. They will actually leave the United States which means strongly will enter another country as opposed to another country entering her. [ laughter ] sorry. Rosie odonnell reportedly scent a text Michael Cohen saying breed x. , tell the truth. You got this. I love you. Thats the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. Executives at abc are complaining about photos of Good Morning America cohost Dimarco Morgan showing and posing with a large old
Greg yes, yes. All right we will have a show than i guess. Happy wednesday lets get started earlier this morning biden agreed to a pair of debates with former President Trump he listed to mans like no Live Audience thirdparty candidates and visiting angels on standby but no live crowd i guess he wanted in audience of his peers not only did trump agree to the debates but wanting a third 1 on fox. Meanwhile President Biden had an odd moment in a gala listen to this. Standup kid i like that address let them see you again let them see your Gallon Hearers who he was talking to. [ laughter ] and that wasnt the weirdest thing watch this they will not do what they finally got done and then what we finally got done and make up for it. They want to give power back to big pharma. Joe be careful what you say about big You Neil Knead Them for the predebate adrenaline shot. Eric adams suggests migrants can help the Lifeguard Shortage being excellent swimmers theyd also be great surgeons because they
[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study many patients on life support actually recover so there should never be a rush to pull the plug. Finally some good news for joe biden. In an interview from 2018 reveals that porn actress Stormy Daniels may be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. Leaving her with egg on her face or something similar. [ laughter ] greg in the interview daniels insisted it wasnt a me to situation but
Watters primetime. Tonight. He lies about everything, including healthcare. Jesse brighton bidens presidency not up to par. It has been a rough few days for jack smith and funny willis. The days of magical legal thinking are over. The cavalry is not coming. Jesse the weft left waiting the white flag on the trump trials. It is a joke, it is a disgrace. Imagine that jesse why are liberals so sad . Plus. Thats a spicy meatball [ ] jesse its friday, that means trump can finally escape the icebox and do some campaigning. He is in new jersey tomorrow holding a rally at the beach. On saturday we have a tremendous rally, how many of you will be there . Its going to be great. There will be a big crowd and we will be saying a lot. Jesse johnny will ask questions and you will see that monday. Somehow the guy who was locked up in court four days a week is talking to more voters than biden. Trump warmed up for his rally outside of court today. He lies about everything, including his healthcare beca
[ cheering and applause ] greg yeah [ laughter ] nobody tells me about my power happy thursday everybody, is good to some jokes . Bear intromac who recently turned 18, yeah, well turn into the political arena as a florida delegate and the Florida Convection barron trump. His dads first order of a device . Bang stormy daniels. [ laughter ] speaking of, today daniels was crossexamined for defense, her testimony were like her movies, gripping for a minute and a half, then you lose interest in click to something else. Jennifer paes of indiana passed away, but still won her gop Primary Election for the house of representatives. It is amazing isnt some some woman could not do that while alive. [ laughter ] illegal aliens in denver have had a list of demands to their mayor, their merit . Asking for better food, medical care, shower access and no verbal or physical abuse. Sorry thats not from illegal aliens. Thats for my staff. Lafayette Airline Employees busted for their ability to bypass sec