“Grandpa were you ever in a penitentiary like San Quentin or Leavenworth?”
“No, little Billy, but I did do hard time in ’20 and ’21 in a far worse slammer called COVID 19. It was worse than any gulag, Chinese prison camp or even Alcatraz. Maybe you’ve heard about the Bird Man of Alcatraz, well I was known as the Bug Man of COVID 19.”
“Why were you called the Bug Man of COVID 19 Grandpa?”
“Because I got so lonely and depressed looking through bars rather than going to them that I made a friend out of a Black Widow that visited my cell daily. I even taught it to do some tricks.”
It s the Pitts, Los Osos, Calif.
We’ve all received a bull sale catalog in the mail and drooled over the offering. Usually there is always one bull that you fall in love with, knowing that you could never afford such a bull because he’ll probably sell for $20,000 to as much as $100,000 to an AI stud or another purebred breeder. Well, it seems one mischievous man has figured out a way to get a big discount and buy such a bull for only $2,750. And he has done this at several bull sales across cow country.
A secret source has informed me of these very alarming misdeeds that could cost purebred breeders dearly. If you’re a cattleman you know that even the nicest, most well-behaved bull in the world has a point that he will blow up. It seems that a creepy slime ball is going to bull sales bright and early on sale day and getting in the pen that contains the bull he desires. Usually it’s the best bull in the sale. When no one is watching this misbehaving miscreant throws rocks an