for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
he s done that. greg: wait. i want to hear the punch line julie he was just about to make a joke. joe: i m glad to see your injured foot didn t stop you from stepping on my punch line. greg: nice. joe: i ll save that joke for next time i m on span. [laughter] greg: that was so funny don t you hate that. you were just about to . tyrus: it was right there and you got gutfeld in the middle of nowhere. greg: it s like when the phone rings when you re watching porn hub. i ve been told. [laughter] greg: kat welcome back to the show you took some time off kat: yep. greg: it s weird how the dems kat: sort of. greg: how the dems get to decide what bad things are accept acceptable but then using the wrong pronoun is not acceptable. like certain things you re damned forever but in this case, oh, you know what? you can live with this
he s done that. greg: wait. i want to hear the punch line julie he was just about to make a joke. joe: i m glad to see your injured foot didn t stop you from stepping on my punch line. greg: nice. joe: i ll save that joke for next time i m on span. [laughter] greg: that was so funny don t you hate that. you were just about to . tyrus: it was right there and you got gutfeld in the middle of nowhere. greg: it s like when the phone rings when you re watching porn hub. i ve been told. [laughter] greg: kat welcome back to the show you took some time off kat: yep. greg: it s weird how the dems kat: sort of. greg: how the dems get to decide what bad things are accept acceptable but then using the wrong pronoun is not acceptable. like certain things you re damned forever but in this case, oh, you know what? you can live with this