for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
greg: that s some edgy music, huh? yeah, i guess the reject from sons of anarchy. where s her jacket? fox reached out to par son s campaign for details of her plan but so far no response perhaps due to. nate side parking. and we probably shouldn t have called her home phone. because she doesn t have one banderas. it s a joke. julie: oh. greg: she also says the minimum wage should be $30 an hour. i guess she thinks rising inflation means putting too much air in your home s tires. but she s full of practical ideas. meanwhile in tennessee, that s a state, they re taking a different approach making homeless camps on public land a felony it goes into effect on july 1st and tent cities and local public property punishable by up to six years in prison. six years seems harsh but i get
nice about greg: truckers. julie: i love it. truckers kat: we have threats. greg: this side is falling apart. julie: i can t say nice things about anybody. greg: you hate everybody. julie: i actually do. in general you re guilty until proven innocent that s my role, i ve never been a juror but it s a lopsided hate because democrats absolutely hate reps more than republicans hate democrats it is not even at all. and i don t believe hating everybody over their party, i hate everybody at the party but not for their political affiliation. greg: i think that s a fair point. we re going to move on unless joe you have a joke that . joe: trucker. greg: all right.
he s done that. greg: wait. i want to hear the punch line julie he was just about to make a joke. joe: i m glad to see your injured foot didn t stop you from stepping on my punch line. greg: nice. joe: i ll save that joke for next time i m on span. [laughter] greg: that was so funny don t you hate that. you were just about to . tyrus: it was right there and you got gutfeld in the middle of nowhere. greg: it s like when the phone rings when you re watching porn hub. i ve been told. [laughter] greg: kat welcome back to the show you took some time off kat: yep. greg: it s weird how the dems kat: sort of. greg: how the dems get to decide what bad things are accept acceptable but then using the wrong pronoun is not acceptable. like certain things you re damned forever but in this case, oh, you know what? you can live with this