president struggling to get out. in chris christie s case, it is the only one you can still hear him screaming. governor christie, you may be understanding new jersey s sl slogan, it is not the olive garden state. we think christie may be a target. who else may be a political target besides congress. besides congress? individuals. well, within congress i m expecting personally a water sip joke. i am going to roll my eyes if we get one. don t you think it played out? it has played out but i ll still roll my eyes when it happens because it has been played out. there was talk this year would be less glitzy. when you look at some of the folks there, bradley cooper, in the interest of full disclosure, he is at an msnbc table. i know because i heard from no
investigation after it was suggested he was using insider knowledge to his advantage in the stock market. the wall street journal says not even bank of america s moneymakers are safe from cuts. they are going to cut employees from investment banking in global wealth management units. online governor chris christie is, oh, chris christie is responding to jokes jimmy kimmel made. you know, they say inside every american governor is a president struggling to get out. in chris christie s case, it s the only one you can still hear them screaming. he might be misunderstanding new jersey slogan, it s not the olive garden state. luckily, for me, i had sofia next to me to console me. when she s next to you, you
now, she is right there, her name is kim kardashian. right now, navy s.e.a.l. team 6 is outside the kardashian compound in beverly hills disguised as the denver nuggets so they can sneak in undetected. i also want to thank mr. mills my tenth grade high school history teacher who said i would never amount to anything if i kept screwing around in the class. mr. mills i am about to high-five the president of the united states. [ applause ] eat it, mills. thank you, everybody. oh, it was good. good. they had a lot of fun. chris christie was in the audience. and kimmel said you are living to your state s name as the olive garden state. taking a dig at governor christie. they re jokes. this is a virtual picture of us. we were clearly not invited. next year. next year. i want to go. great time. a lot of fun. i m sure. we ll get abc to foot the bill. i like jokes. want to get dressed up. we ll go next year. we ll fight.
screaming. you might be misunderstanding, new jersey s slogan. it is not the olive garden state. but the the truth is the first lady is right. americans are in terrible shape. you can even tell how out of shape we are by the way we protest. we used to march. now, we occupy. want to say a quick congratulations to the occupy protesters. it took months and months of oil and hackly sack but finally wall street isn t greedy any more. congratulations. the white house press secretary jay carney is with us. not only press secretary, you also know him as the white guy from every lense crafters commercials. one of his job is to keep track of all of the hillary rosens. for those who aren t familiar with this story, kim, lindsay, et cetera, hillary rosen is the
you can still her him screaming. you might be misunderstanding, new jersey s slogan. it is not the olive garden state. but the the truth is the first lady is right. americans are in terrible shape. you can even tell how out of shape we are by the way we protest. we used to march. now, we occupy. want to say a quick congratulations to the occupy protesters. it took months and months of oil and hackly sack but finally wall street isn t greedy any more. congratulations. the white house press secretary jay carney is with us. not only press secretary, you also know him as the white guy from every lense crafters commercials. one of his job is to keep track of all of the hillary rosens. for those who aren t familiar with this story, kim, lindsay,