now, she is right there, her name is kim kardashian. right now, navy s.e.a.l. team 6 is outside the kardashian compound in beverly hills disguised as the denver nuggets so they can sneak in undetected. i also want to thank mr. mills my tenth grade high school history teacher who said i would never amount to anything if i kept screwing around in the class. mr. mills i am about to high-five the president of the united states. [ applause ] eat it, mills. thank you, everybody. >> oh, it was good. >> good. >> they had a lot of fun. chris christie was in the audience. and kimmel said you are living to your state's name as the olive garden state. taking a dig at governor christie. >> they're jokes. >> this is a virtual picture of us. we were clearly not invited. >> next year. next year. i want to go. >> great time. a lot of fun. >> i'm sure. >> we'll get abc to foot the bill. >> i like jokes. want to get dressed up. >> we'll go next year. we'll fight.