Twist. Walmart teaming up with microsoft in a bid for the popular social media app both stocks rallying to new alltime highs on this news. Julia boorstin has the details. The news keeps coming on this one. Reuters just reporting tiktok engineers were told to make contingency plans should it need to shut down u. S. Operations they are preparing for various scenarios including a forced shutdown telling us they are simultaneously developing plans to make sure u. S. Employees continue to get paid on the heels of any outcome. Walmart is teaming up with microsoft to buy tiktok. Walmart telling us, quote, we believe a potential relationship with tiktok u. S. In partnership with microsoft could add this key functionality and provide walmart with an important way for us to reach and serve omni channel customers as well as grow our Third Party Marketplace and advertising businesses dan ives tells us, quote, we believe microsoft buying ticktoticktok would be like Christmas Morning coming early fo
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President trump what conspiracy are we discussing today, sir . Perhaps the biggest scandal in the history of our country. Did the grey alien introduce gogurt technology to prepare our children for eventual tube feeding on the clone farm . They have the server. They . Who are they . And what is their relationship to them . Crowdstrike, or whatever its called, which is a Company Owned by a very wealthy ukrainian, and i still want to see that server. Ah, yes, the server. Wait, hasnt that one been debunked . I mean, fiona hills testimony was fairly compelling. Why did they give it to a Ukrainian Company . Its an american company, and they didnt give it to them. I think this goes to the highest level. Oh, it goes to the highest level wait, isnt that you . I want to see adam schiff testify about the whistleblower. Okay. Ive got a chupacabra on line two. Got to go. Lets move on to something more believable. Why did the Trilateral Commission release chemtrails to make me gain weight in my 50s
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