Tonight, Charity Begins at court. And the cast of star wars answers just one question. Plus, stephen welcomes mark harmon and comedian Caitlin Weierhauser featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey happy friday nice to see you beautiful you audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen good to see you. Happy friday hello, my friends thank you so much. Wooo wooo got that friday feeling. Got that friday feeling in this room. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is tristate. Trumps had another rough week on the impeachment front, but hes got something to look forward to this weekend. On saturday, hes going to the annual armynavy football game. Now, this is one sporting event where trumps got a pretty good chance of not getting booed. laughter and even if he is, the booing will be highly regimented sir, boo, sir permission to tell you that you suck,
Philadelphia she would be in someones backyard. Great story, that is a positive story that philadelphia need to hear. Cow shut down traffic. Yes, much better then regular schuylkill traffic or i95 traffic. Reporter scott moster helped get the cow. Mellow sweet cow. Figured out she can push this gate opened and now shes playing witt. Reporter pastor Michael Kaine witness that had for himself. While i was inside in front looking in the window, i watched her, push with all of her weight. It wasnt totally closed right she pushed it opened. That was her sexes scape. Cow on the highway again. Reporter philadelphia fire fighter thomas payne tried to help. I said lets go find him but here it ace cross the street, went to the parking lot. Reporter after second break out pastor decided to send stormy back to her farm. Although stormys on her back back to the farm she came from pass for replaced her with ginger and ginger is stormys daughter. She doesnt have the body mass to force the gate opened
Sunday. Good day, it is december the 14th carry end in for aling. Only two hour delays, running on the bottom. We do have this breaking news. Well we still are following the cow. Had this coy escaped twice since weve been on the air this morning. Thats a live shot, yes, it is, in a parking garage at the Wyndham Hotel on Fourth Street inbetween market and arch. The cow escaped the first time early this morning and ended up on i95, near cowohill. And people are wondering why does a guy have jumper cables . Do you have to jump start a cow . And it is concerning, to me, well, i dont even want to go there with jumper cables. But, whats that about . Didnt have a lead. Thats so interesting. To take the cow. Had little harness for her neck but werent expecting it. Oh, is that other ends of the jumper cables . I i literally thinking use being it as dollars heat. Didnt have something to walk her back down. Oh, that makes me feel better okay. Unless the cow was stalled somehow, and needed to be j
Relationship with your boss. Not every year. I i did get our boss hi a gift a couple years ago because pope was coming. I thought that was funny. I thought that makes me think of you. He was very into that, being a catholic. Yes. But does it make everybody else, well, does it make your coworkers think you are a suck up. Apparently depends on the relationship you have with the coworkers. If you and your boss are close , you should get them whatever feels normal and like homemade treats. Umhmm. That is probably the most safe way to go. Our a gag gift because you got jim a gag gift. I put a nameplate, on his desk and he didnt necessity it for about a week. It said. What did it say. Im in charge of all of these. It was f word over and over gannon his nameplate, im in charge of all of you, fers. Yes. Everybody would walk in and have conferences and look at him like this guy is out of his mind. We tried to get him to notice it. He didnt notice it is facing the other way, wow never see it. He
Can you figure out all of the puns, yes. Umhmm. So if you had the abcs, a whole alphabet across the front of your house except you left out the letter l, what would that be as far as a christmas pun. Aim not sure i thought it was christmas letters it ace all of the letters of the alphabet. All of the christmas letters. Oh, wait, okay. Somebody is in your ear. Im thinking bit, all of the letters, but l, so there no l. Tom, who is in the control room say, tiny tim tom, he said that to you. No, he didnt. Could you lion christmas. I didnt say that. Were not lying. That was all her. Was it Michael Hudson directing. Um. Was it Michael Hudson directing. Um. It is Christmas Morning. I just said um. Thanks, michael. So, i think christmas letters work. Christmas letters. Christmas letters. Are you one that gives Christmas Card you give an update over what you have done on the yeary didnt send any out this year. Do you normally. Well, no. But my mother did for all of us. I know my parents used to