A special thanks to those of you with us earlier in prime time. Game five of the nba finals. The warriors tonight were shorthanded. They were without Draymond Green who was suspended for what was the latest in a series of attacks on other players testicles. Here he is taking steven adams of the oklahoma thunder during the last series, and this was on friday night the league called this unnecessary contact with the swipe at the hand of the i dont know. They really know how to make it sound sexy. But two days after the game he was charged with the flagrant foul. I feel like there should be a statute of limitations, like you have to call the foul before the pain goes away. While the guy is rolling around on the Ground Holding himself the call must be made. If you get suspended in the nba, youre not allowed to be in the arena before or during the game. Draymond watched the basketball game from the baseball game, the oakland as game. What were they afraid of . I feel like we should have kno
Although, wait, im sorry thats not no team that has lost game seven has gone on to win the nba title. [ laughter ] but game five really doesnt matter that much at all. [ laughter ] its like the wednesday of the week. Its not that important really. You know, normally, on monday nights we have the bachelorette here on abc, but not tonight. Tonight, fans of the bachelorette will be shocked when they turn their tvs on and see more than one africanamerican man on it. [ laughter ] but in a way, the nba finals are a little bit like the bachelorette. Its a bunch of muscular guys shoving each other on tv so they can get a raise. [ laughter ] the warriors got off to a strong start in the series, but the cavaliers didnt give up. In game three, they finally figured out a way to slow down allstar forward, Draymond Green and when you slow down Draymond Green, well, you get this they came out and played like a team with a sense of desperation, like their seasons on the line. And we came out and, play
Jimmy home people are you inviting to the wedding . We dont want it too crazy. Right now were at 175. Jimmy will it end there . At max 200. Its all her people. None of my people. My people didnt know i was getting married until i said it on this show. Ill have to explain it in the morning. Jimmy so you didnt really invite your whole family . No. Jimmy why . I want it to be small. I dont want it something grand. Jimmy when they say you got her aunt uncle its for her. Jimmy its for her . Yeah. You go, do that. Jimmy but you kipicked out e napkins. That will piss me off if i see it on the floor. Its a good napkin. I cant remember the pronunciation of the cloth. Its expense i. If i see people wipe their mouth and not appreciate it, its really going to piss me off. Im making eye contact. You see why i you . Yeah. It was the best one they had. Jimmy whos your best man . My son is my best man. Jimmy how old is your son . Hes eight. Jimmy thats going to be the worst Bachelor Party ever. I got
We had an earthquake this morning. Did you feel that . At 1 00 this morning, the earth started shaking, the biggest one since 2012. It lasted about ten seconds. Fortunately for me, i sleep in added support lululemon. Did you feel it, guillermo . No, i didnt, jimmy. [ laughter ] thankfully everyone knows what to do. In the event of an earthquake, soon as you feel any kind of movement, grab your phone and start tweeting about it, immediately. Do not wait until your family is safe. Make sure you are the first one to type omg, because there can only be one first. I dont like earthquakes. And when im Vice President , im going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. Earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th Straight Year the finals have gone to a game four. Its amazing, really. In the first two games, the cavaliers got blown out. In game three, the warriors got blown out. And for
Welcome. Welcome back to those of you who joined us earlier tonight in prime time. We had our game night special here on abc. Game three of the nba finals between the warriors and cavs. Games one of two in oakland. Games three and four in cleveland. If you work hard and sacrifice, you can have the same travel schedule as the Regional Sales rep for an insurance company. The cavaliers were looking for a life preserver. The first games didnt go well. At halftime of game two, one of Lebron Jamess tattoos went out to get a tattoo. It was a big night for them. Its a bigger night for us. We had the cast of the new ghost busters movie, and tonight the cast of the original ghost busters movie. Not only that, we have our own marshmallow man parking lot security guy. [ applause ] jimmy the guy who made the original costume made this. You look great. How do you feel . Guillermo fantastic, jimmy. Jimmy you look a little bit like a kabuki girl. Later well show a never seen clip from the ghost buster