[cheers and applause] greg: yes! yes! yes, indeed! ha ha ha ha! happy monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your home and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood. now imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice? if the answer is yes, then you re normal. if the answer is no, you re joe biden. [laughter] greg: because how the hell did he not know his secretary of defense was missing for four full days. it s not like he s hunter on a crack binge only shoaling up to ask for more cash for meth and antibiotics. this is the secretary of defense. in case you missed it and the white house hopes the world did lloyd austin was admitted to a hospital. we wish him a speedy recovery for whatever it is. knowing the military now, i hope he s not pregnant. but the fact that we don t know what the problem is, that s the problem. shouldn t the american people be told when our top defense officials in the icu
hospitalized. michael: i love the phrase out forever. honey your grandmother is out forever. greg: i will finish on this that i think this is what happens when you prioritized feelings over function. all of the stuff we re seeing right now falling apart has to do with putting political and cultural ideas in front of competence and sufficiency. you re seeing it in the military, in education, you re seeing it in the airline industry. it s all downstream from this one idea that like it s all about how you feel. so it s like you can t do [bleep] about this. tyler: yeah and don t worry it s not like joe biden is in. shah. that s what the country knows. i guarantee the person who tells joe biden what to do knew that lexie rigden austin wasn t at work. greg: yes, you mean michelle obama. all right, we shall move on. up next he builds cars and ol rockets but doit drugs fill his pockets? [cheers and applause] a