trans tuesday. hey wait a minute i m not tuesday i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday. i m your host angela lansbury. tyrus: how dare you. greg: i did it for you ithank you. greg: tonight s topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. hi, mr. president. how are you. it is an honor trans rights are human rights. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking. what a bunch of boobs. seriously who invites these idiots. come on white house, haven t you learned a thing from bud light. the only thing influencers influence is universal hate towards influencers. influencers are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. i know. also, how the hell did we get here where i person even thinks this is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said, please, a little decorum. the fact is, everything gone
joe biden to read charlotte s web as a freshman in college. so welcome back into the spotlight, iowa. the birth place of vending machines sliced bread and hetero section wales. on tuesday florida governor ron desantis held his first campaign event in a tour that will also take him to new hampshire and south carolina. but i wonder if it was great to be back. it is great to be back and it s great for me to report that our great american comeback starts by sending joe biden back to his basement in delaware! [cheers and applause] greg: well, the rest of the speech hit the usual stuff but the melt s meltdown is already in mid season form when it comes to ron. because there s a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. there is a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. just look at china, cuba, north korea, afghanistan or iran where the government censors the media or force feeds a strict conservative religious ideology to children
greg: oh, yeah! happy thursday. oh, i love you already. so boston s top donkey wants christmas without a honky. [laughter] greg: this week the mayor s office sent out an e-mail invite to members of the boston city council. it was an invitation to, and this isn t my wording, it s what the mayor said, to electeds of colored holiday party. yes, she was making a list of everyone who isn t white. but to her embarrassment the invitation went to the entire city council, even the white folks. that s right, in 2023, the mayor of one of america s biggest democrat-run cities through a racially segregated holiday bash that would have made george wallace proud. good thing they didn t call it a christmas party, right? that would be offensive. me? i m still waiting on the muslim hanukkah. although you have to translate from the river to the sea into hebrew. but really, menorah? that sounds sexist. i m sticking to my white s only kwanzaa bash. steve doocy is making his favorite gum bow
Favorite kevin behind kevin spacey. As you know it so is preferable to be behind kevin spacey. Of course, it took 15 ballots to confirm mccarthy which pointed only this is to monitor joe biden to become president. Yes sumi. But while we were voting and rebuilding he was proving that revenge much like the fruity pebbles bill feeds me in the morning. As a dish best served cold. Was different this time as republicans learn something from donald trump. They are keeping their promises and fighting like fiends. On tuesday, they took steps to boost oversight of both the Chinese Government and the joe biden administration. Granted its hard to tell the two apart. First they approve subcommittee to probe the i hate that word. Weaponization its overused just say exactly what youre investigating. Abuses against the american people. Does the government collect info on or otherwise investigate in the citizens of the u. S. . And how deep was that collusion between the fbi and private sectors to ban s
greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s