[laughter] greg: all right. don t clap. don t clap. so like paul pelosi driving down a 2-way street, pretty obvious that merrick garland crossed the line. and now the media realizes their whole narrative is falling apart like a pot roast in a hot tub. whatever happened to the story about the nukes? yeah, apparently trump stole valuable nuclear secrets he was planning to sell to someone. i don t know about you, but this seems like a strange career transition for a real estate tycoon. should i build a new luxury condominium development in midtown or sell nuclear secrets to putin? it s a tough call. on one hand you could make a lot of money legally. on the other, you could be executed for treason. of course, the media always picks the most absurd crap to peddle about trump. so what s the media who invested so much in the sigh companies is now. they say if you criticize the raid you re inciting violence against the fbi who is doing the lourdes work of sniffing me
as a litmus test for menas a, w if then some men use porn hub a a litmus test for woman? i need you to watch pornograph with me. please are you talking to . yes. do you use local oppenheimer as a litmus test? i am taking you to oppenheimeru and that s what we re doing tonigh it. i don t know because then you are saying that women don t lik heav ty intellectual movies. i m saying associated press no greg, when you are dating anybody, and if she wants to go to a barbecue here going to barbie. what about classic movies? behind the greenarbi door. beverly hills cop. t yes.ar ol harold, right off your tongue, harold. . i m trading places this and trading places. [ music ] he snores like an angry rhino. you ve never heard an angry rhino. baby i hear one every night.
because we all went to catholic school as well. anything s a weapon if you re creative enough. greg: was your dad in prison for murder? rob: yes. [laughter] greg: i didn t know. should we go into this more? no. rob: there s murderers in the family. he ain t one of them. i m serious. greg: okay. you don t get this information on other shows. kat: no greg: andy, you know what pisses me off about this? you know who does rosaries? little old ladies waiting for the bus, little old laidies. my mother did rosaries all the time. i find it disgusting that this is something that people nobody gets hurt by your rosary but somehow it s evil. andy: some of my favorite parents do rosary. you know, it s offensive. but what worries me is how fast it changes. like remember the kneel down protests in football when they started? it seems like five minutes
right then. he should have never been able to stand up and accept an a wart greg: i think the investigation will conclude that will did slap chris rock and it s definitely trump s fault kat: yeah. the richest thing about oj s whole little rant was when he said it was the worst to have people make jokes about me and not just that it was the worst to have jokes made about me when i was raising two little kids. it s like, if only someone had been around to help you with that. wonder what happened there. you had to do that all alone greg: to you think it s possible we re totally wrong about oj and he s covering for somebody in his family kat: no greg: that was just one theory. tyrus: i m good with that he was acquitted by his peers. come on, let s talk about beretta. let s talk about that one. no one wants to talk about that one greg: i do. i love that case. they found him with a gun and everything, robert blake. tyrus: you know it s bad when oj is going to bat for you
-year-old man. no, no greg. i m a frail 80 -year-old man. greg: that seems like cheating. you re entering the senior licks at your age. when were you born? 1930. greg: know. your actual birth certificate says you are born in 1994. yeah, i ve been meaning to change that. greg: is that all about you winning the senior licks? greg: you got me, greg b5 what are you doing now with poisonous scorpion? i ve had a good run, man. it s time to die. greg: once again we lose brad. a somber ending there. tyrus thoughts? tyrus: you are seriously going to me after that? greg: people are lying about who they are.