Well investigate, track it down and determine the best way to remove it. Whether its baiting, glue board, or humane catch and release, well send that unwanted pest packing. So, call second terminix today. When you got a pres who wont concede, second terminix is what you need but first you gotta vote announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, the art of the steal. Plus stephen welcomes congresswoman katie porter, and tony romo, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show, im Stephen Colbert. You know youre going through a bit of a dark patch in your nations history when the president not endorsing the peaceful transition of power is the feelgood story of the day. Because, last night, all across the country, thousands of americans took to the streets to protest yesterdays decision out of louisville that in the end, no officers would be charged for t
Its at the shop. All right. Back to business. Superman death. Go theres no bad ideas. Were just spit balling. ding oh, its him again. Do you have an untested vaccine i can borrow . Syringe emoji. Who wants to answer this . Rest Rock Paper Scissors for it. Great. We all got rock. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, facts to the future, and triumph returns with his trump focus group. Plus stephen welcomes Sarah Paulson and musical guest p. J. Morton, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its stephen olbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I cant begin the show tonight without first addressing a story that calls into question the future of democracy itself. Im talking about last Nights Academy of Country Music awards. For more, lets go to our correspondent keith urban. Keith . This is big. And the winner of the a. C. M. Entertainer of the year is laughs no way we have a tie lau
Announcer tonight, on late night with seth myers Stacey Abrams. Creator of david byrnes america utopia, david byrne and all new closer look. And all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with sonny emory. Now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth myers and this is late night. I hope everyone is doing well tonight. And lets get to the news. Well just this week we learned that women received unnecessary hysterectomies at an i. C. E. Detention facility the attorney general called for demonstrators to be charged with sedition and the white house wanted to use a heat ray on Peaceful Protesters to clear the way for a photoop i think at this point even queue is an undecided voter. Thats right federals officials reportedly considered deploying a socalled heat ray that makes targets skin feel like its burning, in preparation for clearing a peaceful protest across from the white house in june. Apparently, they decided the ray was too much after testing it on steve bannon looks like the heat r
And i was never a fan of brad pitt. I love our military. Your future is what im focused on each and every day. Announcer its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, liar liar earth on fire. Stephen welcomes bob woodward and musical guest luke combs, featuring jon batce iheco stephen nice. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Chris, mark, good to see you again. Good to see you out there, even though i cant see you. My name is stephen colbert. Were back after two weeks of the air. Thats a long time. I got really good at not doing my job. You should see me not do it. Its pretty unimpressive. A lot happened in those two weeks, but perhaps the most earthshattering news broke this weekend, when chris evans accidentally shared a penis pic. Yes, for one brief, shining moment, we got a glimpse of captain americas winter sldier. And it did not seem affected by the cold. Apparently, while trying to share something on instagram, evans inadvertently posted a anyosee whe an penis. To gallery,
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests sharon stone Shaquille Oneal musical guest Kylie Minogue and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thank you very much everybody thank you so much for tuning in to the tonight show. Hi my name is jimmy this is the roots right there. My goodness. Good to see you guys well, lets get to the news and jokes, everybody well, guys, last night President Trump was in philadelphia i was waiting for applaud or something oh, yeah. Trying to catch you off guard, man. Jimmy i got you. You got me you got me last night President Trump was in philadelphia. [ cheering ] jimmy no, no he was in philadelphia for a a town hall event on abc called the president and the people. If youre wondering how he did abc is now calling the town hall disasterish. It was a rough night for trump usually when someone gets beat up that much