Its at the shop. All right. Back to business. Superman death. Go theres no bad ideas. Were just spit balling. ding oh, its him again. Do you have an untested vaccine i can borrow . Syringe emoji. Who wants to answer this . Rest Rock Paper Scissors for it. Great. We all got rock. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, facts to the future, and triumph returns with his trump focus group. Plus stephen welcomes Sarah Paulson and musical guest p. J. Morton, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its stephen olbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. I cant begin the show tonight without first addressing a story that calls into question the future of democracy itself. Im talking about last Nights Academy of Country Music awards. For more, lets go to our correspondent keith urban. Keith . This is big. And the winner of the a. C. M. Entertainer of the year is laughs no way we have a tie laughter stephen what . a tie . no its supposed to be one artist, one trophy. As god intended, when he handed the emmy to adam. It was Outstanding Achievement in pretending like its the womans fault. The controversial cowinner that is a bio hazard. No one stuff that. The controversial cowinners were Carrie Underwood and thomas rhett. You cant expect big stars like that to split this beautiful i wanna say, platinum bottle opener . As one viewer put it, a. C. M. Awards with a tie for entertainer of the year . participation trophy generation at its finest. Next up will be a world series tie where both teams win loser mentality. The only point of music is defeating your enemies there can be only one we all remember when paul simon played central park, holding the head of garfunkel. Now i am the only living boy in new york. Its a fairly deep cut joke, that one. Anyway. Big news about the pandemic. There still is one. Weve now been trapped inside for six months, and tempers are beginning to flare. Specifically, between donald trump and sources of information. Take director of the centers for disease control, and shaved tauntaun, robert redfield. Yesterday the good doctor testified before a Senate Subcommittee and shared the harsh reality about a potential vaccine timeline. I think there will be vaccine that initially be available sometime between november and december but very limited supply and will have to be prioritized. If youre asking me when is it gonna be generally available to the American Public so we can begin to take advantage of vaccine to get back to our regular life, i think were probably looking at late second quarter, Third Quarter 2021. Stephen what . second or Third Quarter . Thatt jl ive alrdy evn nex althatst isxercise now bring a blow torch for that stuff. When asked about redfields estimate, trump disagreed with reality under no circumstance will it be as late as the doctor said. Certainly during november and december would be the latest. That could be in october some time in october, or november. I dont think it will be much later than that. Stephen plus the virus went away in april, so we dont need the vaccine. Trump was so confident in his vaccine timetable that he called on states to reopen right now. Its unfair to your people to keep them closed at this stage. We know the vaccine, we know the vaccines are coming. So open up yths crazy we ku dont have any Winter Clothes yet but go stumble into the blizzard. I ordered you a parka. Its supposed to be here between october and next august. The president was also not happy when redfield said this these facemasks are the most powerful Public Health tool we have. I might even go so far to say that this face mask is more guaranteed to protect me against covid than when i take a covid vaccine. Stephen does that mean were never getting rid of these masks . I mean, i wanna do my part, but i need to know how much longer do i have to smell my own breath. I had shrimp scampi for lunch on monday, and every time i exhale its like frenchkissing a sea captain. At low tide. But redfield is right, we have to prevent the spread. And redfield said if everyone wore masks, we could get this virus under control in 68 weeks but for some reason, hope makes trump mad it is not more effective by any means than a vaccine. I called him about that, those were the two things i discussed with him, and i believe that, if you ask him, he would probably say that he did not understand the question. Stephen that question . as trump how the hell am i supposed to win wisconsin if you keep blurting out the truth . Trump had another issue with face masks. There are some people that dont like the mask because of the touchiness and the touching and you are touching Everything Else. Stephen as jerry lewis ooh, i dont like the masks because of the touchiness and the touching and you are touching Everything Else with the touch and the hands and the face laaady and svengungoigenhaven trump went on i think there is a lot of problems with masks. Now, vaccine is much more effective than the masks and if we get a vaccine we have added to the fact that our numbers are going way down. You see the numbers. I am just reading you statistics from wherever they get them. But they are highly qualified statistics. Stephen he doesnt know where they get em, but he knows the statistics are highly qualified. Well, if theyre highly qualified, that means the statistics either married his daughter, have a show on fox news, or invented a pillow. Trump continued to insist americas going great with the pandemic, as long as you dont count half of america. The blue states had tremendous death rates. If you take the blue states out, we are at a level that i dont think anyone in the world would be at. We are at a low level. But some of the states they were blue states. Stephen im not entirely sure where to begin there. This is unspeakably monstrous, especially for the president of the united states. Whoever they are, these are human lives that he is responsible for. Its like being asked to speak at a funeral and saying, were here to mourn the passing of kevin, but if you take him out of the equation, this is a pretty rockin party. I got to ride in a limo okay. Also, and i know this is going to shock you, trumps wrong. Because the states with the most deaths are new york, new jersey, texas, california, and florida, which are, of course, the states with the largest populations in the country. So hes just saying, if you dont count states with people, hes done a great job. Forget the presidency, i s trumt trust trump to run a well,you nt coe kids i lost at the sausage factory, i think i did a great job at not losing kids at the sausage factory. Now who wants sausage . This ones got bits of tshirt in there. Plus, the highest infection rates are all the states that trump won. And it doesnt matter. Were all americans. Were all human beings. Donald trump is the only one who doesnt care that americans are dying. Trump also took another shot at bob woodward. By the way, i read the book last night very rapidly because it was very boring. I read it, and if you see what i said, i said a lot of really good things. For the most part, people like to turn it around, but i said really good things in that book. Stephen really . You read it last night . Because heres what you said two days ago he only writes bad books and i actually got to read it last night. I read it very quickly and itwar nights. Gad it tw blazed through it. Total snooze. Read it again last night. Couldnt put it down for all the yawnin. Probably going to read it again tonight, just to underline all the most boring parts. Trump isnt the only member of his administration whos down on doing anything about the coronavirus. Attorney general and man who has no idea what happened to your gum ball, bill barr. Yesterday, barr said this about coronavirus restrictions putting a national lockdown, stayathome orders is like house arrest. You know, other than slavery, which was a different kind of restraint, this is the greatest intrusion on Civil Liberties in american history. Stephen oh, sure. Having to stay home during coronavirus is almost as bad as slavery. Its all in the tragic movie 12 months a slob. To be fair, its not all the administration wants to do is expose people to a deadly virus. They also want to flamebroil protesters. Remember back in june when they sent military forces to fire rubber bullets and gas at Peaceful Protesters in Lafayette Square so trump could hold a bikewasomeone elses haat sandwh . Well, it turns out that was plan b, because a whistleblower has stepped forward and revealed that military Police Leaders weighed deploying a heat ray against d. C. Protesters. Okay. Theres been a lot of back and forth about these protests, but if anyone is still wondering who the bad guys are in this conflict, it might be the ones who say, the protesters are at the gates. Bring forth the heat ray evidently, this heat ray is something the military actually has. Its called an active denial system, or a. D. S. , and it can make anyone within range feel like their skin is on fire. How to explain that in laymans terms it makes all of your skin feel like the inside of your thighs after your family convinces you it would be fun to do a biking vacation. This heat Ray Technology was developed years ago, but was shelved because it was deemed too unpredictable to use in war zones. So, rest easy, the administration doesnt want to turn weapons of war on american citizens, because this weapon is way too dangerous for war heres how she works the heat ray produces a magnetic field, similar to a microwave. Strong enough to hurt like crazy without leaving burns. Of course, to heat your protestors evenly, youre gonna want them to stand on a rotating plate. Otherwise, theyre gonna be crispy on the outside, and frozen on the inside. Its a mess. No surprise, the heat ray looks pretty painful. Heres some footage of it being tested on human subjects. Some people claim they have been able to stand in the beam for four or five seconds. So how long can i take the heat . Here goes. Engage. One one thousand, two one thousand, three whaaaaa stephen wow. Johnny knoxville looks terrible. So, we know it works for getting cbs reporters off your property. Youve been warned, John Dickerson stop stealing my tomatoes and a heat ray isnt the only weapon the d. C. National guard tried to obtain. They also wanted something called an lrad, or long range acoustic device, which emits a piercing noise and then can broadcast a voice or a recording at a deafening level. They were unsuccessful at getting an lrad in time for the protests, but they did get one for the r. N. C. The best is yet to come one one thousand, two one thousand, threewhaaaaa stephen weve got a great show for you tonight Sarah Paulson is here. But when we come back, meanwhile so im gonna hold on promoting you this quarter, cool . Drop the taco, get in the car. Does this sentra feel like a compromise to you . Wait what . The handling, its good right . No compromise there. Nope. Watch this. Brie brie. sfx rab beeps rear automatic braking. So if this Nissan Sentra isnt gonna compromise why should you . Youre right that a girl. The all new Nissan Sentra. 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Get help paying for descovy for prep. Learn more at stepupprepup. Com knowinits hard. Re is hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. The race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Dearand with summer here,these energy bills are rising. Together, we can save energy and money. By taking steps to stay cool while using less. Keep safe and keep it golden. Stephen oh, hey welcome back. Last night, we showed a piece featuring distinguished journalist and rubber rottweiler, triumph the insult comic dog. Triumph held a real focus group of real trump supporters, with a real moderator who showed them completely fake trump ads. Heres the thing, we didnt have enough time last night to show you everything triumph got. So, please, enjoy this bonus presentation with even more fake ads. For him to poop on. Jim . All right, they seem to like the best two out of three election concept. Im proposing my new best of three election plan. Could he do it in an executive order, though . Is that possible . He can executive order anything. Hes the president of the united states. Lets see if they buy this one all right, lets look at another one here. Everybody knows were not equipped to have a Fair Election in november. Thats why i will sign an executive order that because of the moo shoo flu it stays 2020 for an extra year. Everybody stays the same age. Nobody gets hurt. Wll repeat the year. Its a mulligan. Simple. If youre 29 this year, you will be 2 for another year. Look, we had to stay inside all year, that shouldnt count against us. We deserve it, and we get another year to come up with a vaccine, people. The virus wont knowt what hit it. Well have a much lower coronavirus death toll since none of the once this year will count. Only our country gets to do this. Well be a year younger than all the other countries. As an added bonus, by the way, hardly worth mentioning, the election is off, delayed till the real 2020. Look, i didnt want to do this, i didnt want china to do this, they gave us the moo go moo goon pandemic. Whos in . I feel like youre saying that 2020 was unfair. Ill taket that. My sons a College Baseball player. They got their eligibility back so why not. I dont know where hes quarantining but you definitely want to checkt it for lead bait. Im going to move on to the next one. Sleepy joe and phony kamala want lower Income Housing to scum up the suburbs, but i alone will protect suburban housewives, all of them, even the dogs, even the threes, the fat ones that let themselves go after popping one out. You got the ring and you gave up. I dont care. I love women. There arent enough statutes of women for little girls to look up to, you know. So if they take down the confederates, i say we should put up statutes of great women, like great black harriet tubman, miss diamond and silk. And the great entrepreneur delane ma maxwell. Women, i love them, even the threes. The very first thing about building the housing projects and turning suburbs into slums, that could have been something but then you immediately left it for something that was i dont know, i just think that some of those things are true and should be said. We all think them. How about this idea we need more statues of women . What if they have a statues of diamond and silk . I think the millennials dont want statues. They dont want history. Are there women trump would support that he thinks should get a statue that you would want to see . Aunt jemima. The last one was joanne maxwell, kind of like roger stone, is he going to pardon her . How would that look for him to pardon her and give her a statue . Whats she done to earn a statue . Build me a statue. Maybe its a way of him thanking her if she doesnt throw him under the bus. I voted for him. Thank me. Give me a statue. And im the one who had to get neutered . So were going to look at another one here . Radical kooky Kamala Harris looks like shes tough on crime, why didnt she prosecute teach mnuchin for foreclosing on thousands californians. Steve mnuchin is an outstanding secretary of the treasury. Im very, very proud of the great job hes doing. A terrific guy. But should he be in jail . Well never know thanks to Kamala Harris. Who knows how many more of my cabinet members are walking simply because they donated to her. And these people have done some really bad things. Kamala harris, she let off one of the worst criminals in american history, and i would know. I dont understand it. Sorry. Okay. Im lost. Dont get it, yeah. Idnt get the part about mnuchin. It was, like souats his ll wha we thin ident is trying to convey there . Her record. Joe bidens running mate is corrupt. Trump himself as well as other people in his cabinet donated to Kamala Harris. Its not going to change my vote. 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Pets dont care about what makes us different. They just love. Adopt today at petsmart. Com adoptions. Stephk, everybody. My guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe Award Winning actor you know from American Horror story, the people vs. Oj simpson, and mrs. America. She now stars in ratched. Thats my peach. I brought it here. And i bought it here. I paid for it. Maybe you stole it. Maybe i didnt. Well if you did, then whose peach is it . Still mine. I dont know. What i do know is i saw it rolling around in the icebox, so i brought it here. So now its mine. She kind of does have a point. I mean, in a situation like this, the peach is sort of of like cash so it belongs to whoever. No ones talking to you. Someones cranky. She sure could use a peach that is my peach. No, its a peach in my mouth. Sorry. You are not sorry. But you will be. Stephen please welcome Sarah Paulson. Hi, i wanted to comment on the varying degrees of interest i can tell you i had for each project by the way stephen im interested in all of them. No. Stephen come on, mrs. America, you destroyed in that. Are you nominated for an emmy for mrs. America . No you should be you know what . Im going to boycott the emmys this sunday. I will not fly to los angeles, im going to stay in my home. Sorry. I friendship and camaraderie. Stephen this is what i call friendship. From hollywood, right . Right. Stephen we were both born in hollywood. Yeah. A real show of allegiance to your dearest friend. Stephen right. Hello. It is delightful to see you. This is our fifth time talking together on this show. Which i couldnt believe that when someone told me that. Stephen you put up neil de grasse tyson numbers. I saw your face in a crown. I saw your face in a crown. Stephen, i dont know. Its been a long time since i acted. Can you tell . Im so desperate for an experience like this with a true performer stephen oh, boy, do you miss audiences . Yes im telling you, to me this i mean, its very nice to talk to you and the two people standing there with you. Stephen thats all right. I cant remember. Stephen thats all right. But the point is, i need the im just narcissistic and desperate and sad enough to need a little bit of direct contact, and to know that im, like, tap dancing for someone. I dont know enjoy this, ive got no feedback. Stephen right. The reason i wanted comedy instead of drama is you know when comedy is working. The audience make a noise. Yeah, this thing comes out. Stephen that worked. I dont know how you do the drama because Ralph Richardson famously said drama is the art of keeping an audience from coughing because theyre quiet when its working. They are. When its working, you can hear a pin drop and thats how you can tell this is going so well . Stephen this is dramatic. There is the tension, youre feeling it, its taut. Not a pin. Stephen lets get back to my character. I want to talk about American Horror story before we do anything else here. I frighten easily. I frighten aka, ive never seen it. Stephen no, thats not true. What i want to say is ive never shot horror. When you shoot on something scary, do you get scared or can you always go im fine. A little like frank has the boom mic and he bends over, and hes like, snickering and someone pours, like, a vat of sugary red water to make it look like blood and if youre having a low energy day you can take a little sip. Stephen up in the gum. Um in the gum, a little something. They put a plastic red dye plastic pool that you can just rest your head on aid it just looks ive died a lot of ways on American Horror story without messing up nary a hair. Stephen okay. I want to talk about ratched now. I havent seen it yet. Is there a leave button i can hit here . Stephen yeah, i think in the corner. It is a cuckoos nest pre prequl hor do weo before we see her in the cuckoos nest. In the 1940s postwar when women were called to action in ways theyve never been before and when after the war we had to retreat on to the sidelines once again. Mildred ratchet is one of those young women, one ofhose volunteers perhaps doing dastardly deeds. Maybe there was a leg cut off that didnt need to be, or maybe she was saving a leg. This is i mean, im not really selling this very well. Stephen you are, you are. Its fine. Stephen we have been want morgue, or any of it. You got all of it, basically. laughter it is and origin story more than a prequel. Boy, are you bored, already . Stephen absolutely not. Absolutely not stephen im on the edge of my zoom. Anyway, so, yes, its precuckoos nest by 20 years, and its sort of the becoming. Its how this what we call monster, i think shes on the a. F. I. Top five characters, and this is uncoiling to see how it all began. Stephen you have worked three times with one of my favorite actresses, cate blanchett. Oh, well, i mean stephen and im just curious, you know, whats your favorite memory of working with her and does she ever talk about me . She she hasnt talked about you yet, you know, but weve only worked together three times. No, im sure she likes you. I know she does. How could she not . Stephen do you have her number . Shes here. Thats who i was talking to. Stephen good. Good. Yep. All right. Okay. Anyway, my point, is im going to tell the story now if thats okay with you. Thank you. So what i want to tell you is that we cate and i im going all the way with this. Stephen theyre telling me to wrap and its not going to happen. Its not going to happen. Were not wrapping. Go. Im angry. This is gold. Cate and i were shooting a movie called carol, and it was very early on in the shooting. This was the first time i worked with her. I thought she was magical. She won the oscar for blue jasmine the day before we started working so it was intimidating. And the prop guy, we were in a bar drinking mart thinks together, and the prop guy said to me and cate, do you guys want to go hot . And i was like i dont i mean i looked at cate and she said, hot . And he said, do you want the real thing in your glass. I looked to her for guidance and she said, well, yeah, lets go hot. So that was my really not very good i dont know whats happening here. Stephen aye guvnah, i love it why they havent called me to play an australian is so weird to me. Stephen its a little kiwi. A little bit of something, im not sure, not good. Whatever it is. Stephen the impression is going down the drain the othern set stephen. Stephen how many times did you do the scene . They did my coverage first and by the time they turned to kate she was like, uh. But shes cate. Stephen fantastic,. If you watch the movie you might very well be able to tell. Maybe not. Stephen i will go watch it again. Will you . Stephen everybody turn off the tv right now. Turn off the late show right now and go watch this movie. Go watch carol for this magical moment. Stephen Sarah Paulson, lovely to see you. Really lovely to see you, too. I wish we had more time. I wish you werent working with so many people who wanted us to end this. Stephen i work with awful people what im afraid is its rubbing off open me and it comes off e beenangry this whole inl thksed por to stanowwl difficulties. Stephen before the interview started, i couldnt find my pants. I had to walk down broadway with no pants on swinging like chriss evans down broadway, no captain america shield, but it was vibranium, if you know what i mean. Season one of ratched is out tomorrow on netflix. Thats a classy ending. Youre not going to get that from jack paar. Back with a performance by p. J. 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Donald trump is determined to instill fear in america because donald trump adds fuel to every fire. This is not who we are. I believe well be guided by the words of Pope John Paul ii, words drawn from the scriptures. Be not afraid. Im joe biden and i approve this message. Your shoulder seems to be healing nicely. Well, dr. Farrell, it feels really good. Thats good. And. Im sorry. Baby, dont touch that. I dont want you to play with that. singing twinkle, twinkle little star. Llng up above the world so high. Like a diamond in the sky. Im so glad that your shoulder is feeling better. But, how are you doing . Im hanging in there. Schedule a video visit with your doctor. And get quality care with no copay. Kaiser permanente. Thrive. Stephen and now performing all in his plan from his charttopping new album gospel according to p. J. , ladies and gentlemen, p. J. Morton. Can i be honest . Sometimes i dont understand why do you let me fall when the world is in your hands you could stop it all if you wanted to but you dont you just let me go through but i know youd never let it kill me only make me strong i know i know that its all for a purpose i know it will all all be worth it be worth it i just gotta keep on believing and i have yeah its all in his plan all in his plan its all in his plan yeah i have to know it is i have to know i have to know i had to know ea i had to know i had to know i had to know i had to know i had to know i had to know i had to know yeah i had to know i had to know yeah i had to know yeah just gotta keep i gotta keep on on believing and i have to know its in his plan stephen thank you, p. J. Well be right back. Whatever stereotype youre gonna try. To put on me about having hiv isnt gonna fit. Thats for sure. Biktarvy is a complete, onepill, onceaday treatment. Used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure but with one small. Pill, biktarvy fights hiv. To help you get to and stay undetectable. Thats when the amount of virus is so low it cannot be measured by a lab test. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. Rare, lifethreatening side effects include a buildup of lactic acid and liver problems. Do not take biktarvy if you take dofetilide or rifampin. Tell your doctor about all the medicines and supplements you take, if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. Or if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis. If you have hepatitis b, do not stop taking biktarvy without talking to your doctor. Common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. If youre living with hiv. Keep loving who you are. And ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. Stephen thats it for a late sho. James corden is next, but first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. 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