Trump saw the quarter in the air, he said hey, thats how much i paid in taxes last year, and it went downhill from there. Because of the pandemic, theres no opening hand shake, no physical contact. The candidates remained socially distant. It was like date night with melania. Biden faced an unusual challenge. How do you diebate a pathologicl liar. Its like debating a parrot. The parrots going to repeat the same things and then take a dump on the New York Times. Their views on the integrity of the election, biden is for it, trump is against. It was a good debate. The candidates had a product thproducttive giveandtake, no, it was terrible. Id call it a nightmare, but at some point during a nightmare you get some sleep is. We were talking about whether to move to vancouver or montreal. If you missed the debate tonight, basically did went like this. Vote now. Make sure you in fact let people know. He doesnt want to answer the question. Im not going to answer the question, because why would
I know, man, its like, we are getting back to normal im daylan. Im gideon. Im amelia and i approve this message. And the same time, not at all. Jimmy exactly. You know what i would love more than anything . Being able to order stuff online to have a guest in person. It helps out a lot. We get to use that time i miss talking to someone in person that we would be at the grocery store. I know what youre saying that time is priceless. I miss being in the same room with other people. Jimmy whats up . Jimmy, whats up . Ah jimmy ah that time is priceless. Knowinits hard. Re is hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. Jimmy [ cheers and applause the race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Live from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests john cena. Musical guest, bts, and featuring the lege
And musical guest public enemy featuring live jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome, welcome, one and all to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert, as it says on the bone here. Well, we are live, right there, after the first president ial debate. Tonight was the opening round of donald trump versus joe biden, the battle of the boomers, the showman juries the joeman. Get ready for democracy to crumble i come to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, an empty vessel, a man with a mind wiped clean. I have stood in the swirling chaos of creation. I have seen shiva wielding his carvings agreement gout oft universe. The sky once red, blue, and black until all that remained was a starless void and the hollowed husk once known as Chris Wallace. We are emerged from the mat whirlwind where we forbade on the governance of god himself, and he said unto us, jesus, stop interrupting him,
Jabs and talking over each other, slinging insults on both sides. So how did donald trump and joe biden do . We go to jonathan karl. This debate was a total mess. From the president you had very little offered in the way of a coherent vision of what he would do over the next four years. A lot of bullying, serial interrupti interrupting of the moderator. From the Vice President a litany of insults at the president. A clown, a racist, pupity, puppet. This was not uplifting in any way. Very little by way of substance. Much more heavy on insults. You could argue neither man won the debate. And in it ththat sense, the rea loser was donald trump. He needed to change the dynamic, the trajectory of the race and its hard to see that anything he did in this debate will do that. More on that contentious matchup, heres janai dmnorman. Are your if y. Reporter if you were a voter who wanted to hear what the candidates had to say on the issues, that would be hard, they constantly interrupted each oth
Free. I mean, he was an unblocked blitzer. Watch him right here. Hes going to get to the outside. He doesnt miss too many shots like this, but jordan travis is not your normal quarterback. Hes got great feet and vision. He eludes the rush and picks up the first down. Todd m. and he is tough as nails. Todd b. 83 yards rushing now. He had 96 last week against notre dame, which was the most in a long time for a Florida State quarterback. Since e. J. Emanuel in 2012. Sean Ladamian Webb out of bounds around the 40. Heres Kevin Negandhi in the studio. Back to tuscaloosa. Bama down by four. Watch the 4. 37 speed. Byebye, jalen. 90 yards. Najee harris just scored. Alabama up, 3424. Sean, back to you. Sean all right. Thank you very much, kevin. Second and three. Travis milking the play clock. 11 minutes to go. That looked like a busted play. And they take him down for a twoyard loss. Todd b. i dont think it was. Ive seen them do that. They fake like a wide receiver screen. Its a designed quarte