Heels, meant every step was his own vietnam. And he had two feet, so it was like he had two vietnams. If they awarded a purple heart for minor foot discomfort, trump would have been first in line. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, russia invades facebook. Plus, stephen welcomes Jerry Seinfeld featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen thank you so much. Oh, jon, jon, that you know thats a friday crowd. Jon oh, thats a friday crowd. Stephen thats a friday crowd right there. You cant fake that. Now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause i dont know about you, but im happy this week is over. Im ready for the weekend. You know who else is ready for the weekend . Donald trump. He tried and failed to repeal obamacare for the third time this week. But you know what they say, if at first y
Much whats going on . Hey, everybody whats going on. Hi, paul. Hi, matt, whats going on. I like it. I like your jackson pollock. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen hey, thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thats very nice. Ladies and gentlemen, please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks very much. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well today. cheers and applause today, its 13 days after hurricane maria, yet another disaster struck puerto rico donald trump visited the island. laughter but before the president left for sant juan, he gave this objective assessment of his administrations Disaster Relief efforts. In texas and in florida, we get an aplus, and ill tell you what, i think weve done just as good in puerto rico, and its actually a much tougher situation. Stephen you know you cant give yourself an aplus, right . Thats thats not how grades work. I have done an out
Much whats going on . Hey, everybody whats going on. Hi, paul. Hi, matt, whats going on. I like it. I like your jackson pollock. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen hey, thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. cheers and applause thats very nice. Ladies and gentlemen, please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks very much. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well today. cheers and applause today, its 13 days after hurricane maria, yet another disaster struck puerto rico donald trump visited the island. laughter but before the president left for sant juan, he gave this objective assessment of his administrations Disaster Relief efforts. In texas and in florida, we get an aplus, and ill tell you what, i think weve done just as good in puerto rico, and its actually a much tougher situation. Stephen you know you cant give yourself an aplus, right . Thats thats not how grades work. I have done an out
Say that because i was there when he didnt say it. I also want to deny rumors that Rex Tillerson is the author of this joke, knock, knock. Whos there . Moron. Moron who . Moron that later. Trump say moron. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tillerson drops an m bomb. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington. Russell brand. And musical guest st. Vincent. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wow, wow. You knocked it out. Hey, everybody thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, i have some shocking news. Theres chaos in the trump white house. laughter i didnt know there were enough people left to qualify for chaos. laughter horse play, yes. Grabass you bet. Chaos seems ambitious at this point. It all started this morning, when nbc news reported that, over the su
Say that because i was there when he didnt say it. I also want to deny rumors that Rex Tillerson is the author of this joke, knock, knock. Whos there . Moron. Moron who . Moron that later. Trump say moron. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, tillerson drops an m bomb. Tonight, stephen welcomes Kerry Washington. Russell brand. And musical guest st. Vincent. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wow, wow. You knocked it out. Hey, everybody thanks very much. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, i have some shocking news. Theres chaos in the trump white house. laughter i didnt know there were enough people left to qualify for chaos. laughter horse play, yes. Grabass you bet. Chaos seems ambitious at this point. It all started this morning, when nbc news reported that, over the su