biden impression is so accurate, forgotten how to tien his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shalu . sh].e goes against the grain lie something someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at newsweek , botchy hungar, gar-a sargonrg when he asks women for their numbers, they they only give them one for the suicide hotline. e hoactor, writer and comediance jamie lizzo and her meltdowns brought a trademark bean suit from chernobyl. fox news contributorl. tim. all right, it s friday. so before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm-hmm.t s it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these. so here we go . donald trump has announcediz a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called itthen grandstandin askg, then askedhen how many times you re allowed to enter the contestte to visitm
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you ve got 20 seconds. she opened the door. she in truth how? by wearing a white t-shirt? no. greta van susteren by asking greta van susteren about it. greta van susteren essentially acknowledged this is going to make ratings, this is going to make news so, we re going to ask about it, and it s going to overshadow everything, and she was right. which goes to our point earlier, which is the media does have a bright shiny object tendency to it. obviously. and that s playing the game but sarah palin knows how to play that game. make no mistake about it. we are out of time. thanks, everyone. coming up in the second half of reliable sources, from network news to the obama white house and now back to journalism, linda douglas talks about her experience trying to sell the president s health care bill and her changing view of the press. plus new yorker editor david remnick of what it took to research his new biography of the president. and from fox and friends some of the w