Sir. Law and order. Thats a tv show. Digreat. I made a lot of money. You dont have to speak, sir. You might want to refer this to your personal lawyer. He went to jail for, you know, for no no reason. Okay, quick vote, should we let him speak. Yea, yea, yea, yea. No. Another 54 victory for trump. Dad, who are you talking to . Eric, get off the phone go ahead with your argument, sir. Total exoneration, complete vindication golf vacation. Are you making an argument or rhyming. My inauguration, reducing taxation and unwanted penetration. Look at the authorization. Order, order lets take a 20minute recess. Still like beer. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight summer brake. And steve takes questions from kids. Plus, stephen welcomes hugh laurie and musical guest Benjamin Gibbard featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen where did you get this . Its fantastic you just give them any words you want and they send it to
But only in the chicago area. So, one time, i had a layover in ohare, and i go to mcdonalds, and i took one bite i went, wow. This man is the greatest basketball player of all time. We even kept this interview. I remember him. He played baseball for the burningham barretts. He lso played basketball . He did look. That makes sense. He was pretty tall. And what documentary would be complete without astrophysicist Neil Degrasse tyson . Space jam. I dont care how great an athlete you are you still must obey the laws of gravity. And when we run out of footage about the best player on the chicago bulls, tune in to our series about the worst player on the bulls, denny sinclair. Michael whats a threeletter word for automobile . Espn. Milking this thing for all its worth. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight c. D. C. No evil plus, stephen welcomes new york Governor Andrew Cuomo, and musical guest christine and the queens, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight honey, i quarantined the kids. Plus, stephen welcomes Neil Degrasse tyson comedian Hannah Einbinder and Community Calendar with ty burrell. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey. Hey there, friendo, nice to see you yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah aaahhh, yeah. Happy friday jon happy friday. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen all right, there you go. Nice. Nice. Look at us together look at us together me here with all my closest friends. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause it is friday the friday audience. The friday excitement. The friday electricity. You cannot fake that it has been a huge week in the democratic primary. There were some big president ial dropouts this week, including former new york mayor Michael Bloomberg, seen here hunting down the staffer who told him hed loo
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Plus stephen welcomes keith urban and casey wilson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey cheers and applause stephen good to see you there you go audience chanting stephen there you go. A busy night. A busy night here. Spring is in the air. Nice to see you, chris. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause another candidate has dropped out of the democratic race. And were getting a clearer picture of americas future and it looks a lot like americas past. laughter ill give you the latest in tonights edition of i have a plan for that. Beat trump. Corn pop was a bad dude aaahhh bing, bing, bong, bong. Fury road to the white house 2020 come on cheers and applause piano riff stephen folks, im afraid i have sad news for fs of competence, because friend of the show, Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the president ial race. audience