Forward. You see, Donald Trump is stuck in the past. But its like i say to my husband, doug, when he leaves his phone at the chilis. We are not going back you know, Trump And Vance are weird. All right . They want the government to control what you do in your bedroom, what books you read. You know, in minnesota, we have a saying, mind your Damn Business we also have another saying in minnesota, my nuts froze to the park bench. They say that me blaming the democrats for inciting violence is the pot calling the kettle black. Frankly, i didnt know the kettle was black until very recently. I thought the kettle was indian. Then it decided to turn black. I miss Joe Biden oh, joe. We miss Joe Biden, folks. What we wouldnt give to have him stand next to me and be old. We had this in the bag, but then they did a switcharoo and swapped Out Biden with kamavala. Hello, it is me, Jd Vance. How much do you love Donald Trump . He told me, youre like a son to me. I dont like you, and im stuck with you
We hear you. And we stand with you. We are steeped in the good evening, america. Im katie britt, and i have the honor of serving the great people of alabama. But tonight, ill be auditioning for the part of scary mom. And ill be performing an original monologue called, this country is hell. You see, im not just a senator. Im a wife, a mother, and the craziest [ bleep ] in the target parking lot. First and foremost, im a mom. And like any mom, im going to do a pivot Out Of Nowhere into a shockingly violent story about Sex Trafficking. And rest assured, every detail about it is real, except the year, where it took place, and who was president when it happened. And tonight, i am not just responding to the State Of The Union, i am also selling these bejewelled cross necklaces. Kitchens are where families have the hard conversations, like the one well have tomorrow about how mommy freaked out the entire country. To the American People who are struggling right now, know this, we hear you. We
Bet getting up Way Too Early on this monday morning. Morning joe starts now. My weekend coanchor was going to join me, but in solidarity with President Biden, i decided to lose all my black support. Nothing makes sense anymore. The candidate who is a famous New York City playboy took Abortion Rights away, and the guy who is trying to give you your Abortion Rights back is an 80yearold catholic. How does that make sense . Im not saying both candidates are old, but you know jimmy carter is out there thinking, i could maybe win this thing. Its been a year since i delivered this speech, and my wife, jill, with me tonight, was worried how id do. I told her, dont worry. Just like riding a bike. She said, thats what im worried about. The 2024 election is in full swing. Yes, age is an issue. Im a grown man. Running against a 6yearold. Age is the only thing we have in common. My Vice President actually endorses me. Being here is a reminder that folks think whats going on in congress is political
she shouldn t be allowed to run, okay? there s virtually no doubt that fbi director comey and the great, great special agents of the fbi will be able to collect more than enough evidence to honor indictments against hillary clinton and her inner circle, despite her efforts to disparage them and discredit them. if she were to win this election, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis. in that situation, we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and, ultimately, a criminal trial. [ crowd booing ] it would grind government to a halt. wow. well, that was then candidate donald trump just three days before the 2016 election, saying a president under felony indictment would grind the government to a halt and create a constitutional crisis. he got the premise right, just the players wrong, as he is now the first former u.s. president and candidate to be convicted of a crime. i mean, this is what he said. she should not be able to run. i
come on. come on! it s the top of the hour almost. if it s almost the top of the hour, that means it is time for nbc sports soccer analyst and founder of men in blazers no. media network. it s supposed to be it is not just a media network. it is a media empire that roger runs. top of the hour today. roger. mika. dortmund, dortmund was playing great the first half. they just blanketed real. wait, is roger yawning? no, no. i m reliving the game. it s like a horror movie. you don t go down to the beautiful spot late at night when it is misty. just bad things happen. you ll see what i mean. never. the club football season it happened here. saves the best until last. the champions league final.