the devil ever pulled is whatever sean spicer is saying. and just like that, poof. ( laughter ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes bob odenkirk. tatiana maslaney. and author george saunders. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) good to see you. hey! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to the late show, everybody. thanks so much for being here. i am happy to be your host, stephen colbert. let s see, so much to talk about tonight. i thought the show was going to be about one thing and then the other thing happened. so i m going to talk about the third thing i didn t expect. ( laughter ) this afternoon, we learned that trump s secretary of labor nominee and suburban dentist you meet at the swingers party, andy puzder, has withdrawn his nomination. ( cheers and applause ) just t
whatever sean spicer is saying. and just like that, poof. ( laughter ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes bob odenkirk. tatiana maslaney. and author george saunders. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) good to see you. hey! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to the late show, everybody. thanks so much for being here. i am happy to be your host, stephen colbert. let s see, so much to talk about tonight. i thought the show was going to be about one thing and then the other thing happened. so i m going to talk about the third thing i didn t expect. ( laughter ) this afternoon, we learned that trump s secretary of labor nominee and suburban dentist you meet at the swingers party, andy puzder, has withdrawn his nomination. ( cheers and applause ) just to be clear withdraws his
whatever sean spicer is saying. and just like that, poof. ( laughter ) it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes bob odenkirk. tatiana maslaney. and author george saunders. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! stephen: hey, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) good to see you. hey! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! welcome to the late show, everybody. thanks so much for being here. i am happy to be your host, stephen colbert. let s see, so much to talk about tonight. i thought the show was going to be about one thing and then the other thing happened. so i m going to talk about the third thing i didn t expect. ( laughter ) this afternoon, we learned that trump s secretary of labor nominee and suburban dentist you meet at the swingers party, andy puzder, has withdrawn his nomination. ( cheers and applause ) just to be clear withdraws his
( cheers and applause ) jon: hey, hey! stephen: welcome to the show, everybody. thanks so much for being here. happy to have you. i m your host, stephen colbert. it is friday. today marks 35 years of donald trump in office. ( laughter ) and no, i m sorry, 35 days. it just feels like 35 years. and, of course,trump is in charge of our nuclear missiles, and if that does not scare you, perhaps this will. yesterday, in an interview he said he wants to expand the u.s. nuclear arsenal and make it top of the pack. ( laughter ) i m not sure if he means top dog or leader of the pack. but either way, he is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) but ( applause ) but it s a terrifying prospect. after years of carefully decommissioning our nukes, obama won the nobel prize for that. ( applause ) trump wants to ramp up nuclear production. it s like the cold war all over again, but this time, everyone s on russia s side. ( laughter ) and he al
( cheers and applause ) jon: hey, hey! stephen: welcome to the show, everybody. thanks so much for being here. happy to have you. i m your host, stephen colbert. it is friday. today marks 35 years of donald trump in office. ( laughter ) and no, i m sorry, 35 days. it just feels like 35 years. and, of course,trump is in charge of our nuclear missiles, and if that does not scare you, perhaps this will. yesterday, in an interview he said he wants to expand the u.s. nuclear arsenal and make it top of the pack. ( laughter ) i m not sure if he means top dog or leader of the pack. but either way, he is not the sharpest knife on the christmas tree. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) but ( applause ) but it s a terrifying prospect. after years of carefully decommissioning our nukes, obama won the nobel prize for that. ( applause ) trump wants to ramp up nuclear production. it s like the cold war all over again, but this time, everyone s on russia s side. ( laughter ) and he al