Terror attack on a train in france. The stars of the 15 17 to paris the movie are here everybody cheers and applause i cant wait to meet these guys, but first, but first, you know when people say they wish they had a president who was the complete opposite of donald trump . Well, maybe complete opposite is a step too far. The canadian Prime Minister, justin trudeau, is taking some heat after telling a woman not to use the word mankind. A woman thanked him for giving women seats in his cabinet, and then came this exchange maternal love is the love thats going to change the future of mankind, so wed like you to we like to say peoplekind, not necessarily mankind. Trevor wow, thats overwokeness. Come on, man. I mean, come on, peopleman. Really. Just to get this straight that woman was giving the Prime Minister credit for being woke, and in the middle of her doing that, he corrected her for not being woke, which might not have been woke, which is so confusing. Like, i feel like i just watch
Seems like, as donald trump becomes more and more unwoke, Justin Trudeau is compensating in the other direction. The only issue is the canadian Prime Minister keeps going too far. Canadas Prime Minister is under fire for his outfits observe his weeklong family trip to india. Trudeau got called out by one of indias most popular politicians who tweeted is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness a bit much now. We indians dont dress like this every day, sir, not even in bollywood. laughter trevor Justin Trudeau is the greatest. What is he doing . You look at the pictures, the indians look like they showed up for a diplomatic conference and he looked like he was auditioning for a show applause if this is what he does in india, i cant wait for the official visit to italy. Its me, trudeau laughter some people in india thought it was really sweet trudeau was trying to embrace indian culture, but others were offended, but a tiny percentage of the population, like a few hundred million. Wh
Apple with our iphones, president xi jinping has it made in china. President xi jinping may be allowed to stay in office for the rest of his life if he wants. Chinas Ruling Communist Party plans to change the countrys constitution to remove a twoterm limit on holding the presidency. That move almost certainly means xi jinping will stay on as president when his term ends in 2023. Trevor whoop whoo xi jinping president for life yeah, makes sense, china gets rid of its one child policy and replaces it with the one president policy. It works out, you know . This is big because president ial term limits were basically the one feature of an actual democracy china had. After years of relative reform, china is heading back into a complete dictatorship. If i were china i would be, like, hey, guys, we totally love democracy, we totally want to be one, but then we saw what it did in america, and that was ant Fortune Cookie we were ready to crack. laughter imagine if china somehow elect add chines
Public gatherings, what could possibly go wrong. Much of the union is battling the flu. The worst case in nearly a decade. Fortune reports minnesota is seeing lots of flu cases ahead of super bowl 526789 Health Officials say flu activity in the state is wide spread. Patriots cornerback mall cum butler was hospitalled for flu like sm toims, expected to recover in time for the big game. Experts are telling the 65,000 fans expected at the stadium to please wash your hands, use hand sanitizer. Trevor a flu epidemic, oh no. Football might be dangerous now. I dont know about you guys but i would love to see a super bowl where all the players are scared of getting the flu. Lick just them not wanting to tackle each other, just stand there, well dot thing. Im not going to hold you, you know what is going to happen, before he gets 8 ball, purel, purel, you can catch t you know, you can catch the flu. That is what i mean catch. Yeah, i feel like the flu is the only thing that could beat the patri
House of lords, and then this happened. My lord, the house, i wonder if you permit me to offer my sincere apology to baroness lister for not being in my place to answer the matter at the beginning of questions. Im thoroughly ashamed for not being in my place and therefore i shall be offering my resignation immediately crowd saying, no trevor oh, no . Yeah, get the bleep out of here two minutes late, you should resign. Get out of here seems like a small thing but how are you late . Your whole building is a clock come on, man laughter i dont really care about this. Im black. I dont care. laughter but lets move on. Tomorrow is groundhog day. Which leads me to ask what the hell is groundhog day . People pull a rodent out of the ground and ask the animal to predict the weather. Which is so unfair because, if africans were doing this shit and you heard that we pulled animals out of the ground, think about what you would say about it. There are villages in africa where people wear animal skin