Standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks Ceo Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interv
Standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks Ceo Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interv
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Im hanging out with gal gadot. [ cheers and applause ] she is hosting saturday night live this weekend, and her new movie, justice league, comes out november 17th. Were about to play a game of charades. Gal and i are a team, but tariq is going to need a partner, and i think weve found a good one. Shes been hanging out with us all week, her new album, younger now, is available now. Please welcome miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Jimmy hi, buddy. Hi, pal. Now, look, yeah i know. Best friends all week, but not now. Jimmy weve been friends all week. Here we go, man. Calling time on the friendship. Jimmy you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds, then the fifth round is a charades showdown. Ow, ow jimmy both teams give the same clue at the same time. Gal, why dont you start us off tonight
Can you name that person standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks ceo, Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clint
The government. That big beautiful border wall that he likes to quote all of the time. Here is john kelly. To be honest its not a wall. The president still says wall. Oftentimes hell say barrier or fencing. He is tended towards steel slats. We left early on in the administration. Somebody should probably relay that information to the president though. He tweeted this morning an all concrete wall was never abandoned as has been reported by the media. Some will be all concrete. The experts prefer a wall that is see through it makes sense to me. With me now is han and staff writer natasha. Hans, the white house, interesting now days. They have some open positions and they have some pretty scathing resignation letters to contend with. Is that somebody over the loud speaker telling you what to say . Potentially. If they are they are joining the voices in my ear. Sorry. I think it was on your guys end. There arent necessarily openings here they are actings. There is a difference between bein