[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Im hanging out with gal gadot. [ cheers and applause ] she is hosting saturday night live this weekend, and her new movie, justice league, comes out november 17th. Were about to play a game of charades. Gal and i are a team, but tariq is going to need a partner, and i think weve found a good one. Shes been hanging out with us all week, her new album, younger now, is available now. Please welcome miley cyrus [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Jimmy hi, buddy. Hi, pal. Now, look, yeah i know. Best friends all week, but not now. Jimmy weve been friends all week. Here we go, man. Calling time on the friendship. Jimmy you all know how to play charades. Each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. Well do four rounds, then the fifth round is a charades showdown. Ow, ow jimmy both teams give the same clue at the same time. Gal, why dont you start us off tonight since youre our guest. You got it. Okay. Just so you know, ive never i never played this before. Now i do it . I start . Okay. Jimmy yes. Okay, yeah. I dont know how to answer that. Now i do it, but yeah. How do you do a song . How do you jimmy song . Film, tv . Jimmy film, tv, yeah. Songs . Songs. Jimmy yeah, but thats not the hard part. Thats not the hard part. Okay. Jimmy youll have to have me guess okay, okay. Jimmy oh no, oh no, oh no. [ laughter ] no, no, no, no, no, no [ cheers and applause ] listen, its going to be okay. Were going to do great. Were going to great. Jimmy oh my god. I hate losing. Have faith in me right now. Jimmy i hate losing. All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Pick a number. Pick a number. Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy we can do this. Come on, buddy. Okay, now i just start . Jimmy well, you do you cant talk. Okay. Jimmy dont tell me to shush. [ laughter ] im the one guessing. I have to talk. Ready . Jimmy yes. Sorry, yes. Song. Yeah, cool. Three words. Yeah. Jimmy oh. [ laughter ] jimmy. Jimmy birth of a nation. [ laughter ] baby got back . Push . Push it yes, second word. Two yeah. Okay. Okay. Three words. Third word, running . Birth, okay, run. It was that bad . I thought jimmy no, no, no, no. I got it. Born to run. Jimmy oh, born to run of course. [ cheers and applause ] of course. Im so mad. That was fantastic. That was my fault. [ cheers and applause ] no that was fantastic. It was my that was really good. Jimmy that was fantastic. Miley, its your turn. Oh, im so upset. Alright, here we go. I almost want to be with their team now, but ill be with you. My turn . Jimmy youre talking out loud right now. Yeah. [ crowd shouting numbers ] im going with my lucky number. Jimmy your lucky number is three . Yes okay. Tariq song. Circle. Round. Not middle finger. Tariq the second word. Oh, wrapped around my finger . Oh ring. Oh, ring around the rosy . Ring around oh, ring of fire. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Jimmy no one celebrates like that, by the way. [ laughter ] what number is it . [ crowd shouting numbers] eight. Someones like, eleventy are you kidding me . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy okay. You ready . Yeah. Film. One word. Short. It. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh my gosh. What . Yes are you kidding me . Yo psychic. Jimmy that was the best thing thats ever happened to me. I mean, come on. That was the best. [ cheers and applause ] i think its because jimmys a clown. Jimmy yeah right, a scary clown. Tariq what do we have . Tariq okay. Jimmy wait, youre that cool . [ laughter ] youre that cool . No reaction, he looks like hes holding the camera. About to wind it up. Okay. Movie. A movie. Two words. [ laughter ] Jurassic Park . [ cheers and applause ] yay Jurassic Park. Jimmy Jurassic Park . I mean, give me a break. All right, now, miley, me and you. Me and you go together at the same time, and we give our teammates clues. Okay, alright. Jimmy whoever gets it first wins 10,000 points, and bragging rights. And money, dollars. Jimmy and really, no dollars. Yeah, right. Jimmys paying out of pocket just cause he loves this game. Jimmy i guess were choosing number 7. You didnt want to ask your buddy . I felt good about this one from the beginning. Jimmy but, then i want something else, but you did, lucky 7. I just, i like the number. Jimmy lets do it, alright. Me too. Ready . Okay. Jimmy okay. We have to act it out together. Jimmy oh, no yeah, hold on. Alright, ready . Alright, ready . Okay, let me you can do this. You can do this. Okay. I got it jimmy alright, ready . Song. Tariq song. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight supercalifragilisticexpialidoc disco, disco night. Uh tariq twisted sister. The moon, stars. Tariq stars, the moon. Jimmy dont look at her. Look at me [ laughter ] tariq push. Raise the roof. Dance, dance. Dancing with the stars. No. Dancing in the moonlight. Tariq dancing in the sky. Dancing under the stars. [ buzzer ] do we tell them . Jimmy dancing on the ceiling how did we tie . We tied we tied. Jimmy were all winners. Come on [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to gal gadot, and miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] that was great. Jimmy Tariq Trotter right there. Miley is performing for us later in the show. Desus and mero join us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] theres no one id rather. Hit the road with. No one id rather have dinner and a movie with. No one id rather lean on. Being in love is an amazing thing. Being in love with your best friend. Is everything. Ever us one diamond for your best friend. One for your true love. For the one woman in your life whos both. Ever us. Available at kay, jared and zales. Tmobiles unlimited now includes netflix on us. Thats right. Netflix on us. Get 4 unlimited lines for just 40 bucks each. Taxes and fees included. And now netflix included. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the hosts of the hit show desus and mero airing weeknights at 11 00 p. M. On viceland. You can hear them in the new animated series, neo yokio, which is currently streaming on netflix. Everyone, please welcome desus and mero. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show always good to see you. Thank you for coming back. Thanks for having us back. Jimmy please, i love you. I want to go and pick your brain on different topics. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy what we did last time made me laugh. But, i want to talk about this animated project youre doing on netflix. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you. Its wild. Its called neo yokio. Neo yokio is on netflix. Know what im saying. Jimmy what is the story behind neo yokio . Well, our pal, erza koeing of vampire weekend. Yeah, yeah. Hollered at us and was like, yo, we want to put you in an anime with susan sarandon. And we were like, hell yeah lets do it. [ light laughter ] jimmy you just got to do it. You just got to do it. Its just cool people. Jaden smith is in it, jude law. Jason schwartzman. Jimmy did you get to hang out with them . Yeah. Its weird cause like, being in hollywood, you meet people and theyre like, have me people meet your people and every now and then youll get someones personal phone number and ill text jaden smith, and ill be like, yo, jaden do you want to hang out . And hes like, yo, do marshmallows have feelings . And youre like. [ laughter ] i didnt really think about it. You be like, you know what im going hit you later, bro. [ laughter ] jimmy do marshmallows have feelings . Yeah, hes a deep, hes a deep dude. Super deep. Jimmy can i get your take on these different topics . We did this last time. It was kind of fun. All right, ready . It is fall. How do you guys feel about apple picking . Apple picking, apple picking is fun until you realize its one of the stupidest thing you can do. [ laughter ] i enjoy apple picking because i have four kids and they are very impressed about my ability to throw apples super hard at another person. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats good. Also, did you realize its a a whole scam because they say theres like 40 varieties of apples and lets keep it real. Theres three. Theres green, yellow, and red. [ laughter ] thats it. Like a stoplight. Jimmy right, yeah, its a a stoplight. Yeah, okay, good. [ laughter ] the new iphone. Will you be getting one . Yeah, of course. You have too. Because, you know, you got to keep up with the joneses, i guess. Its not like its a better phone but if you look better if you have it. Yeah. Oh, youre screen is cracked . The 5s screen cracked . You dont get the iphone because you want a better phone or better apps or anything. You want to look down on other people who have phones that are lesser than yours. You know what im saying . You be like, oh, im sorry, i didnt realize you were poor. Oh, im sorry. [ laughter ] is your text bubble green . Oh, im sorry, i didnt know you were a green bubble person. Oh, dont look she has a a 5. [ laughter ] jimmy you you guys are from the bronx. Are you excited holler [ cheers and applause ] yeah, what up . Jimmy are you excited about the yankees winning . Yes, the yankees are back in it. Jimmy youre excited about it . Aaron judge, on the rise. You know what it is. [ cheers ] jimmy and you guys grew up always yankee fans. Always yankee fans, nothing but yankee fans, obnoxious yankee fans, the best type. Jimmy yeah. The only type. We bringing up the 27 rings. Some of those rings were won in like, 1835. We dont know. Jimmy yeah, you dont remember that. Players had scurvy and you know what i mean . [ laughter ] oh, did i say a bad word . You won the world series, you get a potato. Like jimmy thats not what happened. Thats not [ laughter ] who wants a polio vaccine . Jimmy thats not what they gave the winners of the world series. Thats not true at all. [ laughter ] you get a potato. Thats ridiculous. Oh, speaking of potato, and vegetables, its a great segue. Last time you were on the show, i went through some topics and i said im really thinking about getting into pickling and i think you said to me that was the whitest thing ive ever heard. [ laughter ] but then jimmy making pickles. But then i saw my wife scrapbooking while listening to the best of jewel and i was like, she beat you, dude. She beat you. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy that was the whitest thing ever. She won by a mile. Are you still pickling . Jimmy i am still pickling. In fact, last saturday, i spent hours of my life. Making us pickles . Why . Jimmy i made you guys pickles. [ cheers and applause ] look at this jimmy check it out. Is that dill . I believe theyre dill. Jimmy so i got fresh dill, i got fresh cucumbers. I got pickling spices, i put garlic in there, i put a a jalapeno in there and then i vacuum sealed it with a food vacuum sealer something. I want to try of course i want to eat your pickle. If someone else [ laughter ] ill stick my hands in it, too. Jimmy take that. Take the dill off. And dont eat that peppers too hot so dont do the pepper. No such ting. No. Me love spice. No such ting. Jimmy all right, all right, i dont know how theyre going to taste. I havent we love spicy food. [ wooo ] do i detect a taste of cinnamon . Jimmy yeah, i think there might be some type of thing in there. What do you think . A little cilantro . Jimmy not the worst thing. These are good pickles. Jimmy i mean, not the best reaction but its not like gal gadot having a reeses Peanut Butter cup. What is the proper reaction to someone giving you a pickle, though . Were not that rich. I havent had friends like, yo, fam, i made you a pickle. [ talking over one another ] jimmy stop saying try my pickle to me. This pickle, my guy, yo. Yeah, yeah, yo. Jimmy while we eat these i want to show everyone a clip from your show, desus and mero. Take a look at these guys. You might have a future in this. I hate to tell you, puerto rico, but youre throwing our budget a little out of whack. Because weve spent a lot of money on puerto rico and thats fine. But weve saved a lot of lives. He talks to puerto rico like puerto ricos renting an apartment from us. Yo, puerto rico, you behind on the rent. Whats going on . Comprende . Yo, whats really good. I told you 125 a week for the room. [ bleep ]. Like, youre behind six weeks. Come on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy desus and mero, everybody. Check out their show, desus and mero, on weeknights at 11 00 p. M. On viceland. Viceland jimmy well be right back with a performance from miley and Billy Ray Cyrus. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] break my bones by john taylor while other Insurance Companies just see a truck, state farm sees something youve worked really hard for. So why not give it the protection it deserves. State farm. 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[ cheers and applause ] you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea sail away kill off the hours you belong somewhere you feel free run away and find you a lover go away somewhere all bright and new and i have seen i have seen no other no one who compares to you you belong among the wildflowers you belong in a boat out at sea and you belong with your love on your arm you belong somewhere you feel free ready dad . Oh oh oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh run away go find a lover run away let your heart be your guide you deserve the deepest of cover you belong in that home by and by you belong among the wildflowers you belong somewhere close to me far away from your troubles and worries you belong somewhere you feel free you belong somewhere you feel free you belong somewhere you feel free [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you, dad. Jimmy miley cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] mileys album, younger now, is out now. Well be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to gal gadot, desus and mero. Miley cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. The roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Thank you so much. Byebye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Mark Wahlberg from three billboards outside ebbing, missouri writer and director, Martin Mcdonagh music from walk the moon featuring the 8g band with Gunnery Sergeant nathan davilmar. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] in that case, lets get to the news. President trump declined to take questions from reporters following his joint Statement Today with chinese president xi. Making him the first president to do so in decades. I guess he was afraid someone would ask the dreaded question, can you name that person standing next to you . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, a generic democratic opponent would beat President Trump by ten points in 2020 election. Yeah, the generics do great. Its the name brands who have trouble. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] starbucks ceo, Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner. [ laughter ] schultz did say if he became president , the first thing he would do is build a white house across the street from the white house. [ laughter ] thats a joke about starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] according to the washington post, Controversial Alabama Senate candidate, roy moore, reportedly engaged in inappropriate Sexual Conduct with an underage girl when he was 32yearsold. Man, politics is so full of perverts and deviants, im just so glad i work in comedy. Ah, dammit [ laughter ] dammit former president bill clinton said in a recent interview that he missed he misses hearing hail to the chief whenever he walks into a room at a public event. But then hes also getting used to that new song. [ cheers and applause ] i love ginuwine. Kim kardashian posted an Instagram Photo yesterday of kanye wests upcoming sneaker model, the yeezy mud rat 500. Incidentally, mud rat 500 was also Steve Bannons aol screen name. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the inventor of stadiumstyle nacho cheese passed away this week. His ashes will be spread unevenly over a small area. [ laughter ] the National Weather service is warning that an arctic front will be passing through the new york area tomorrow, with temperatures dropping down to 23 degrees. If youre wondering how cold that is, its almost as cold as this. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth and finally, an opera singer recently broke records by singing the highest note in the history of the metropolitan opera. While, the record for writing the highest note still goes to my weed dealer, travis. [ laughter ] no, travis. Weve got a great show for you tonight, everybody [ cheers and applause ] from the film, daddys home 2, Mark Wahlberg is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] his fantastic new film, three billboards outside ebbing, missouri is in theaters tomorrow. Martin mcdonagh is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] im very, very excited about that. And well have music from walk the moon. So youre here on a wonderful night, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] before we get to all of that, after several major victories for democrats in tuesdays elections, republicans are nonetheless forging ahead with a hail mary tax cut plan thats unpopular in polls. It would actually increase taxes on many middle class families. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth tax cuts are to the republican party, what piano man is to billy joel. Whenever they think theyre losing the crowd and people are heading for the exits, they can break that one out, and everybodys gonna sing along. [ laughter ] so this tax plan in particular is the gops lastditch attempt to get something of significance done before the end of the year. And trump in particular has promoted the plan as the signature legislative item of his presidency. In fact, even when trump was focusing on his failed plan to repeal obamacare earlier this year, he could not stop complaining about the fact that he would rather have been working on tax cuts. Were going to reduce your taxes. [ applause ] big league. Big. Big. I want to start that process so quickly. Got to get the health care done. Weve got to start the tax reductions. I want to get to taxes. I want to cut the hell out of taxes. But but before i can do that, i would have loved to have put it first, ill be honest. Seth oh man, hes like a child whos eating his vegetables and cant stop complaining about how much hed rather be eating dessert. Let me tell you, i would have loved to start with ice cream. But first we have to repeal broccolicare. [ laughter and applause ] now, as usual [ cheers and applause ] as usual, trump has made a lot of promises about this tax bill. For one thing, hes promised that it would simplify the process of filing your taxes. Of course, if they really wanted to simplify the process, they could just have the irs calculate them automatically. Because regardless of what party youre in, we can all agree, the process we have now for taxes is insane. Its like being out to dinner with your friends and the check comes, and you go, all right, what do i owe . And your friend goes, guess. And you go, heres 58. And your friend goes, actually, its 64 and now youre in trouble. [ laughter ] instead, republicans are proud of saying that if the bill passes, youll be able to file your taxes on a postcard. And theyve even got the props to prove it. Most americans will be able to file taxes on a single sheet of paper. What do you think about that, kevin . You still there . Or is it going to be a paper and a half, huh . Oh, wow. [ talking over each other ] thank you. Here weve got a postcard. Great job. Thank you very much. I didnt know i was going to be given a prop. [ laughter ] all right. Dont dont lose it. Get serious, get serious. [ laughter ] seth later, eric dug that postcard out of the trash and rubbed it against his face. A fathers love [ cheers and applause ] whats your secret postcard . [ applause ] now tax cuts for rich people and corporations tend to poll very badly, which may be why trump has repeated over and over another lie, that his tax cuts are designed specifically to benefit the middle class. And to explain his position, he keeps name dropping one fellow rich guy in particular, new England Patriots owner, bob kraft. Bob kraft, he owns the new England Patriots. Good guy, does very well. Good guy. He does a great job. He was at the white house recently. He gave me a super bowl ring. I was very honored. He said, donald, i know youre very soon going to be doing tax reform and tax cuts. Give it to the middle class. Dont give it to us. Bob kraft was down, he was very nice. He owns the patriots. He gave me a super bowl ring a month ago. He left this beautiful ring, and i immediately gave it to the white house, and they put it someplace, and thats the way it is. Oh, great. But he said to me hes a good man. He said to me, you have to do us all a favor. Give the tax decrease to the middle class. Seth there is no end to trumps tone deafness. This tax cut will be great for the middle class. Just ask my incredibly rich friend who gave me a diamond ring i didnt earn. [ laughter ] so trump has repeatedly claimed his bill is primarily a middle class tax cut, but in reality, under the plan released by house republicans, nearly half of all middle class families would pay more in taxes in 2026 than they would under current roles. And that might explain why the house gop plan is deeply unpopular in polls. 60 say it favors the wealthy and only 33 support it. Oh, my god, republicans, how do you screw up tax cuts . Thats the one thing you guys are supposed to be good at. This should be a slam dunk. Youre not billy joel singing piano man, youre billy joel trying to slam dunk. [ laughter ] so, the house bill is also unpopular. Which once again flies in the face of trumps repeated claims that the bill is actually incredibly popular. As far as taxes are concerned, you see whats happening. Its really doing well. Great enthusiasm. The people of this country want tax cuts. They want lower taxes. And i will say this. Wherever ive been, this has been so popular with the people, who are working to give the American People a giant tax cut for christmas. We are giving them a big, beautiful Christmas Present in the form of a tremendous tax cut. It really is theres a great spirit. Theres a great popularity for what were doing in this country. They want it, they need it, they have to have it. Seth he sounds like hes reading off the back of a porno dvd. They want it, they need it, they have to have it. Hot tub cheerleaders, volume seven. We have a president who has given up on any specifics and is now literally talking in coldstone sizes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so how did how did republicans end up in the position of raising taxes on some middle class families . Well, the reason is that the main feature of their tax cut plan is a massive decrease in the Corporate Tax cut from 35 to 20 . That will cost the government about a trillion dollars in revenue. So to pay for that cut, republicans have to eliminate popular Tax Deductions, such as the state and local tax deduction, also known as s. A. L. T. , which will especially hurt suburban middle class taxpayers in states like california and new jersey. And at a hearing this week, new jersey congressman, bill pascrell, made his displeasure known. Earlier this year, treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin suggested that we need to repeal s. A. L. T. To stop subsidizing states. Mr. Chairman, i have never heard anything as stupid from any treasury secretary in my life. Seth you know someone from new jersey is really pissed when they pronounce stupid with a t at the end. [ laughter ] you turned a congressman into rosie perez. Why you being so stupit [ applause ] later pascrell implored a republican congressmen from new york, tom reed, to work with him to fix the tax cut bill, leading to this odd exchange. Come on, mr. Reed, youve been with me on this for so many years. Somebody else. You cant turn your back on these guys. Im not turning my back on them. And would the gentleman yield . Yeah, sure. You know i love you. And im i work with you prove it [ laughter ] seth yeah, prove it treat me like a tiny postcard. [ laughter and applause ] so republicans want to eliminate a series of tax writeoffs and deductions that affect working and middle class taxpayers in order to pay for their Corporate Tax cut. But there is at least one controversial tax break they are leaving completely untouched. Now, think of the most donald trumpfriendly tax break you can possibly imagine. A tax break that seems almost like it was designed specifically to benefit donald trump. Okay, thought of it . Everybody have it in your head . Okay. Here it is. A tax break for golf course owners. [ laughter ] thats right. Theres a tax break for golf course owners, and republicans are leaving it intact. The only thing that can be more beneficial to donald trump is a tax break that lets you claim your defendants as dependents. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] so the house gop plan [ cheers and applause ] rolls back Tax Deductions that benefit working and middle class people in order to pay for a giant Corporate Tax cut. And on top of that, republicans are also hoping to eliminate the estate tax, which they call the death tax. If they succeed, it would be a windfall for ultra rich families who pass on their wealth to their children. Basically, republicans want to eliminate tax credits for old people and students so donald trump can leave even more money to the mean kids from every john hughes movie. [ laughter ] how could republicans possibly justify that . Here is commerce secretary wilbur ross argument. Small business is also impacted by another reform that the president intends to put in, and thats the repeal of the death tax. Its bad enough to have to die, you shouldnt be fined for doing so. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and take it from a guy who from the looks of him, has already paid that fine. [ laughter and applause ] i cant tell you, how jarring it was for me after my death to get my tax bill. Now, if youll excuse me, im going to go back to my coffin. [ laughter ] so after a week in which their party was trounced at the polls, republicans are defiantly finally rushing headlong into a tax plan that would slash taxes for corporations and wealthy heirs at the expense of working and middle class taxpayers. Its foolhardy, ill advised, or as they say in jersey stupit seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with Mark Wahlberg, everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Social occasion. So the the broom said, sorry im late. I overswept. [ laughter ] yes, even the awkward among us deserve some laughter. And while its okay to nibble in public, a lady only dines in private. Try the name your price tool from progressive. It gives you options based on your budget. Uhoh. Discussing finances is a big nono. What, im helping her save money shh men are talking. Thats it, im out. Taking the meatballs. Thats it, m out. Let out your inner child at the lexus december to remember sales event. Lease the 2017 rc turbo for 299 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. bell mnemonic nfor hollywoods biggest stars. 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Lease the 2017 is turbo for 299 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody. Please give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, in honor of veterans week and all of our active and retired Armed Service members, we have had a very special drummer with us this week. He is the United States marine corps musician of the year and currently plays for marine corps band new orleans. Gunnery Sergeant Nathan davilmar , everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth thank you very much for being here. And let me just say, of all of our guest drummers, you are the best dressed. I want to make sure you are the gap between regular drummer and military drummer on a clothes level, is gigantic. Thank you. Seth also to further honor veterans week, were highlighting charities that directly benefit vets and their families. Today we are spotlighting Wounded WarriorsFamily SupportWhose Mission is to help the families of those wounded, injured or killed during combat. Their website is below and it invites you to donate or personally get involved to help. Thank you and remember to keep supporting our veterans and active Service Members all yearround. Lets give it up for our vets, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an oscarnominated actor you know from films like the departed, ted and the fighter. He stars in daddys home 2, which is in theaters friday. Lets take a look. But the only person who can ruin your christmas is looking back at you from that mirror. All i see is you, brad. Oh, okay. Sorry. Here. Here. There. There we go. Still you brad. Is it . Its still you. Oh, okay, well, look. Im looking at you so i meant you. Well, im looking at you. So, i see you. Forget the mirror. Youre the only one who can ruin your christmas. Dont look at the mirror. Im looking at you if i look in the mirror. Dont worry about the mirror. Seth please welcome back to the show, Mark Wahlberg, everybody [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back thanks buddy. How are you . Seth im really good. Its really nice to see you. Thanks for having me. I oh, thank you. Seth look at that. So from the first film, we know that you are sort of the cooler of the two dads. Yeah. Seth you and will i think it comes across in the clip, as well. What about you have children. You had a premiere for the film. Do they think its cool that their dad is Mark Wahlberg . Do they come to the premiere . They did not come to the premiere. Seth really . They basically refuse to come to the premiere. Seth why why did they refuse . They were like, dad, well see it whenever we see it. Im like, come on, everybody is going to be there. Will is going to be there. John cena is going to be there. They had no interest. And, of course, will shows up with his wife and the kids. And theyre all in suits. Seth yeah. And dressed up but, you know, they just didnt want to go. Seth have they the boys watching football. My daughter is on the phone, doing her thing. Seth do they just do you think its that they aged out of their dad being cool . Do you think your heyday of being a cool dad is over . Its been over. Seth okay. [ laughter ] you know, so now im like, i dont make a point to embarrass them. But im not going to try to hide my affection for them either. Seth okay. Theyre like, dad, drop us off in the alley at the school. And im like no. Im going to walk you in, im getting a kiss from you in front of your friends. And thats it. But, if they need something, if they want to meet drake, or they want somebody that they know dad knows or can hookup. Seth yeah. Then theyll say, oh, yeah dad, we think youre cool for five minutes. Seth gotcha. [ laughter ] so theyre not smart enough if they want to meet drake to like be nice for a week leading up to the ask . They just for a week . No. Theyll be nice for five minutes. If they dont get what they want, when they want, theyre just right back to not talking to me. Or its just, you know being you know, kids. But, you know, theyre kids, so i understand. Seth im not that my son is a yearandahalf. And hes just super. I think he thinks im the coolest dude hes ever met. Oh yeah. Seth cause hes only met like six dudes. [ laughter ] enjoy it while it lasts. Seth yeah, im going to. And more importantly, be grateful that its not a girl. And now mind you, the best relationship that i have with my daughter. Daddy Daughter Relationship is great, but when they become teenagers, something happens. You have no idea what to do about it, how to handle it. The hormones, the emotions. Its absolute torture. So [ laughter ] i mean, watch out. Seth thats really sweet. [ laughter ] yeah, its sweet until it happens to you. And like i said, were cool. But, you know what . The whole thing with the boys and all of this stuff, im just not ready for it. Seth yeah, i gotcha. So i want to ask about this because will was here yesterday and i didnt have a chance to ask him about it. But your assistant did your assistant get a part in the film in the end . He got a part in the end. But he got cut. Seth oh, he got cut. Yeah, and he only auditioned for like one line. One word seth okay. Really hes yelling one word in the audience of the the improv club. We made him audition to tim huttons most emotional scenes in ordinary people. [ laughter ] seth so wait and he spent weeks and weeks and weeks studying these scenes, learning the lines. [ audience aws ] he emoted in front of me and will and chris henchy for like seth so you made him audition in front he didnt have to audition. He auditioned for you and will and chris henchy. We are the producers of the film. [ laughter ] but we basically said, yes. You have to do this. And you know what, he did a good job. But then they he didnt he did a good job in the audition but maybe didnt do a good job in the actual scene. Seth yeah, so you had to so the scene got cut. What can i do . But i told tim hutton. Tim hutton and i worked on a movie after that. And i told him and tim really wanted to see the footage. Seth oh, really . Did you show i didnt get it in time. And i dont think he would have i think at first he thought we were paying homage. But then i think i realized that he might not have liked it afterward. Seth yeah. We were using quite up to tims standards seth right, exactly. Won an oscar for that part. Seth he did win an oscar for that part. I forgot that. Now, i also heard that so wills john lithgow plays wills father. Uhhuh. Seth and they have a fight scene. And you encourage them not just to go for it when you were shooting it, but to like actually physically go for it in rehearsal. John is a method guy. Will is you know how will seth yeah. Hes a such sweet guy, right . So he doesnt want to say anything to john. So, like, you know, when they had to do the first long big awkward kiss, right . Im like, oh, that was really good. You guys got to do that again. And then i keep telling john, do it more often. Then john is doing it at rehearsals, hes doing it with and then just blocking the scene. And will would never say anything. But i could tell he was getting annoyed. So i would start, you know it was giving me great pleasure. [ laughter ] and then when they started doing the fight scene, you know, john was just like putting him in a headlock. And you could tell will cause like we did 15 takes in the first scene where i had to give him a heart pump and try to revive him. And he didnt say anything until like i almost caved his chest in. He was like, maybe now that you got the hard one in, you do one of the soft ones. So im like, okay. So then john was just torturing him. It was a lot of fun. Seth this also i want to ask about this. Because do you have a scuba background . Because you went to an opening of an aquarium in missouri . Yes. Yeah, Johnny Morris opened this beautiful wildlife museum. Johhny morris is the founder of bass pro shop. Seth uhhuh. And all of a sudden, george bush was there, jimmy carter. Theyre like, oh, you want to get in the shark tank . Im like, no, i dont want to get in the shark tank. Theyre like, no, no it would be really cool. Get in the shark tank with the stingrays and everything else. Next thing you know, im diving in this tank