Yeah, dumb old margaret. Oh, shes okay. She cant help it if shes a girl. Can i use your bathroom . Sure. Come on. Hey, mom. Im home. So i hear. Hello, tommy. Hes polite, mom. Hes just in a hurry. Okay. Do you know who was just here . Sure. It was margaret. But i was hiding in the bushes. Mrs. Mitchell why were you doing that . cause girls are no fun. They cant play catch cause they cant throw. You cant hit em because theyre a girl. First thing you know, you end up playing house. True, true. No tv for you tonight. [phone ringing] ill get it. Im not complaining. I became interested in playing house when you stopped making mud pies and began making apple pies. Guess what weve got out there on the phone, a longdistance call for you. Long distance . Hello. Daddy. Grandpa . How are you . Where are you calling from . Im at home. But if you can put me up for a few days, ill come for a visit. Of course, we can put you up. Grandpas coming to see us. Great. Yeah. When . When are you coming, daddy
Announcer thanks to contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. Im laughing already. Mel brooks is what the industry calls an egot, meaning he is one of only a short list of entertainers who have the distinction of winning an oscar, an emmy, a grammy and a tony, egot. His movies have ranged from such serious films like the elephant man to the sublimely hilarious and sublimely offensive films like the producers and Blazing Saddles. Blazing saddles now being released get this in a 40th anniversary edition. 40 years. The film was a satire about race relations. It uses some offensive language to some to make its point but what a good point it makes. Lets take a look at Cleavon Little, love this, as a sheriff riding to the rescue of an allwhite town. Hes not bluffing. Listen to him, man. Hes crazy enough to do it. I swear ill below his head all over this town. Hes desperate. Do what he say. Do what he say. Isnt anybody going to help that poor man . Harriet, thats a s
Announcer thanks to contributions to your pbs station from viewers like you. Thank you. Im laughing already. Mel brooks is what the industry calls an egot, meaning he is one of only a short list of entertainers who have the distinction of winning an oscar, an emmy, a grammy and a tony, egot. His movies have ranged from such serious films like the elephant man to the sublimely hilarious and sublimely offensive films like the producers and Blazing Saddles. Blazing saddles now being released get this in a 40th anniversary edition. 40 years. The film was a satire about race relations. It uses some offensive language to some to make its point but what a good point it makes. Lets take a look at Cleavon Little, love this, as a sheriff riding to the rescue of an allwhite town. Hes not bluffing. Listen to him, man. Hes crazy enough to do it. I swear ill below his head all over this town. Hes desperate. Do what he say. Do what he say. Isnt anybody going to help that poor man . Harriet, thats a s
You got to listen to your heart listen to the beat listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street open up your eyes open up your ears get together and make things better by working together its a simple message and it comes from the heart believe in yourself for thats the place to start and i say hey hey what a wonderful kind of day if we could learn to work and play and get along with each other. Hey what a wonderful kind of day hey what a wonderful kind of day. Hey arthur hey, d. W. Hey whoa crash telephone rings elwood city times. Stevens here. What . Ill be right there murphy, grab your camera we just got a hot tip i dont know what happened. One minute she seemed normal. The next, she was a monster. I guess she sort of snapped. blows nose how could she do this to me . sobs after all ive done for her sobs did you get my profile . sobbing feigns sobbing im telling you, its the aliens what else could explain it . Theyre controlling her mind through her tooth fillings great work, boys
The internet announced the arrival of russian cossacks and chechen fighters in the region the United States European Union and japan have declared the local plebiscite which will be held in ukraine to logans can get that provinces as illegal and bogus us secretary of state john kerry and eu Foreign Policy chief Catherine Ashton have called the margin leaders to stop fomenting unrest in the region. The diplomat said russia would potentially face further sanctions if it interferes with ukraines National Elections scheduled for may twenty fifth japanese Prime Minister shinzo ave has again urged russia to respect the results of the upcoming president ial elections in ukraine. Speaking after a meeting at me to take orders to rustle up they said his country would not tolerate the use of force in ukraine nato secretary general anders phone ross mitcham said the alliance was ready to take further steps if one of its members was to be trapped in the European Union japan and the United States ha