It took 62 years for the University of Michigan to admit its first woman. Those pioneers have served as guideposts for generations to come and are still remembered across campus.
Reports from Mosher-Jordan Hall indicate that freshman and amateur liar Nicole “Nikki” Smith, finally tripped on “that trail of lies she’s been weaving since she first moved in.”
“It all started when I introduced myself as “Nikki” instead of my given name, Nicole. I don’t even like the name Nikki
DELTA THETA BETA CHAPTER HOUSE – Upon realizing he would soon be responsible for recounting the events of his freshman year to his parents, Delta Theta Beta pledge Anthony Sullivan devised a plan to experience two semesters’ worth of family-appropriate memories in his last week on campus.
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Findings from the University of Michigan’s annual Student Fitness Survey revealed last Thursday that the majority of undergraduate students find the walk to the Central Campus Recreation Building to be “too long.”