what does that make me? a male cougar an old man? an old fart. sexy name. tiger cruise with young women who date tigers. sound like a plan. do you watch the simpsons at all? i have. bart simpson. troublemaker. if you ever watch simpsons, my favorite show. not on abc. a guy in england, bart simpson arrested for a firearm charge, goes before the judge, mr. burns, the boss of homer simpson. bart simpson in front of the judge, mr. burns, no word if the guy that brought him into court was chief wigham or not. what is mr. burns real name? montgomery burns. excellent. excellent. bart simpson.
they re moving towards a deal. that s what s going on. clinton is optimistic a deal will be reached. and start using those precious social media skills it s all about gangnam style for former senator alan simpson. that s how he s trying to get his message out about the fiscal cliff. he explained why this morning on today . take a look. i thought the guy said pretending you re riding a horse and lassoing steer. let me tell you, you have to reach young people. it s hard to read when you re coughing and laughing all at the same time. it s problematic, people. so, from alan simpson to the animated simpsons, mr. montgomery burns explains the fiscal cliff. think of the even xhooe econd the ri as a car. if you don t give the rich man money he ll drive you over the cliff, it s common sense. that s going to wrap things
so, we had newt gingrich and mitt romney. both on the offensive over the last 24 hours. they know that six days is a short time and that s when the caucuses are. what have we been hearing from both of the candidates, mark? well, hala, you re absolutely right. so much on the line, so much at stake here. six days until january 3rd when iowa republicans will caucus and will really kick off what has been already a very long presidential season. well, newt gingrich had pledged not to go negative in this campaign. he had said that he would only go positive and talk about his plan to try to turn the american economy around. well, the gloves have come off and, in fact, he is going negative. yesterday on the situation room with wolf blitzer, he went right after mitt romney. in fact, let s listen to what newt gingrich had to say. all i say mitt is, if you want to run a negative campaign and you want to attack people, at least be man enough to own it. that s your staff and that s
another flight attendant. yeah. pushed the other flight attendant aside. ran for his car. willie, in the words of montgomery burns, i d like a cut he s being hailed by a lot of people as like a working man s hero. i m not going to take this anymore. look at this quote what he said. this is on the overhead to a full plane of passengers. to the blanking blank hole who told me to blank off it s been a good 28 years and then just dropped the mike and walked off the plane. yes! boom. i tell you you know why you like him so much? you like him so much because you feel like a lot of days on the set of this show when you feel like yeah, if only we had an emergency slide. there was a chute over here and a little fridge where we could grab a couple of beers. that was a set design oversight. we need to get a little slide right back there. you know the thing, because my